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Gfted1

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  1. People like this should be horsewhipped.
  2. Winston is ~1-8 since "eating a W" last year. In other news, Dallas lost 31 - 5.5 to the bye week.
  3. I bought a big mix bag of candy, then talked myself into "trying them out", and ultimately had to hide the bag from myself so there would be something left by Halloween.
  4. I guess Im not surprised by Germany, those guys cant stop flagellating themselves over the sins of their fathers. And I see from Malc's link that it carries a 6 MONTH SENTENCE! Hmm, maybe it could work out for the homeless. Every 6 months stroll up to a police station, yell "I hate Jebus", and boom, three hots and a cot for half a year. Pretty draconian though, from my perspective. @Volo: Its hard to judge the past through the lens of todays society.
  5. Did you hear from your ex, GD?
  6. Defaming Muhammad does not fall under purview of free speech, European court rules. Oh Europe. smh.
  7. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KM2K7sV-K74 Sorry, I couldn't resist.
  8. Was there even any explosive material in the "bombs"?
  9. Political Bombs Feds Arrest Man in Florida.
  10. Geez, I remember pox parties. Im pretty sure I was around 8-9 when I got it. With my two cousins. Im rapidly approaching the recommended age so I will probably roll down to the local Jewel and get the shot some day. I hear shingles is pretty bad.
  11. Have you ever sat for jury duty? Naturally, I got selected for a trail and its godawful. I gladly give up my right to waste a vote in a state that always grants its electoral votes to the Demecratic party anyway if it gets me out of ever having jury duty again. And the other jurors are like that kid in class who always has ANOTHER question even after everyone else got it. *shudder* Youre right. I must have voted for his losing effort?
  12. Ha, sucker! I havent been registered to vote since Bush Sr. second term. Keeps me from having jury duty.
  13. Monkeys’ cosy alliance with wolves looks like domestication.
  14. The CDC recommends the vaccine for people 60+ but my local grocery store pharmacist has a sign recommending it at 50+. I haven't had a single inoculation since I got out of the Navy.
  15. Star Trek animated comedy series ordered from Rick and Morty writer.
  16. In other news, another US territory has been hit with a hurricane. History teaches us the air and sea ports overflowing with aid is ineffective so before we lose another ~500000 how can we get ahead of this? Drain the ocean? HALO drops from orbit to each individual residence?
  17. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95nj_7Q9AYc
  18. Isnt this "mad bomber" like 0-7? How do you screw up that bad?* *Note to the FBI agent responsible for reading my interneting, I do not condone mad bombers.
  19. Ive learned to never assume that people know what I know. It reduces butthurt by approximately 87.4%.
  20. Dont you have to log into your FIG page first to activate the DLC, or something like that?
  21. inb4 "I cant control self!" Oh crap wrong thread.
  22. Because we are over reactionary retards. I wonder if its illegal to mail boxes of wiring and marbles, every day, to every politician? Theres nothing illegal or explosive in the box but it would be delicious to watch them soil themselves on the daily.
  23. Random Items Found in Suspicious Boxes at 6th and B Streets Downtown. Anywho, worst. bomber. ever. Not a single one has exploded.
  24. Thats a play on everyone that QQ about "bikini mail wouldnt protect you" (but have no problem with a ring / necklace of protection working).
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