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PK htiw klaw eriF

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  1. Guess who's back? https://www.cnn.com/2022/11/15/politics/trump-2024-presidential-bid Whelp, I guess it was only a matter of time before he needed some more merch money coming in.
  2. John Aniston
  3. With any luck, in a year Twitter gets bought for a few million and Elon destroys Tesla. Not only will this be extremely funny, but taking cars that explode and have a deadly autopilot would vastly improve public safety.
  4. There's your problem, the souls of would-be summoners are low tier. If you're willing to summon a creature from hell then it already has a strong claim on your soul while entities from beyond don't really care about such stuff. It's like trying to sell ice to an Alaskan or a hamburger to a vegan, respectively. For the hell creature try sacrificing someone else's soul, while the thing from beyond will be satisfied with taking a look at the world through your eyes. Have fun.
  5. That's unfortunate, but it's next on my list so let's see if it drives me to madness. Nonsense, it's slice of life. Whomst amongst us has not summoned an entity from beyond reality and/or hell that wreaks havoc?
  6. Alucarda (1977) It's a low budget Mexican English-language Satanic Vampire Lesbian Nun movie. Uh......it's a great B-movie, absolutely wild and (unintentionally) hilarious.
  7. Spy x Family 19: The worst so far. The only funny moments were Anya giving a kid a leaf she found in the street as a going away present (while everyone else was giving fancy ****) and Yor imagining Anya with the shocked face. Thankfully Franky wasn't there.
  8. The Onion will have to sue him for making reality too difficult to parody. Oh and now that I think of it, there is a fourth possibility: Elon Musk is desperately wants to be funny but has a sense of humor that would embarrass someone from 2005.
  9. As I see it there are a few possibilities. 1) Elon Musk is an idiot who is only rich due to luck and other rich people being easy dupes. 2) Elon didn't want to buy Twitter at all and is trying to default on the loan or something. 3) Elon Musk spent $44 Billion to stop people from posting his bald picture or the one of him ad Ghislaine Maxwell. Honestly all 3 could be correct at once, which makes this **** even funnier.
  10. Barbarian (2022) This film is FANTASTIC. Genuinely horrifying on several levels in a way that most slashers wished they could be. The curveball thrown is beautifully executed in a way I have seldom seen pulled off. It's hard to say more without spoilers, so I'll wait to see if anyone else gives it a go. I highly recommend this. Good. Real talk, if a magical animal offers your daughter, or any child for that matter, to make a wish come true if they make a contact with it, make sure they don't sign up.
  11. No, the Unicorn of War also hates Abeltoh, albeit for reasons we can't fully comprehend.
  12. Let's just hope it's not Crystal either. The "Beautiful giraffes" are nightmares created by Abeloth to make people not watch the real show.
  13. But make her watch Sailor Moon first. Except for Super S.
  14. I see another incubator is here, is there another magical girl who is being naughty?
  15. I'm always open for contracts, and what girl doesn't want to become a magical girl.
  16. I've heard good things about Andor, namely that if all the other Star Wars shows are adults playing with action figures, Andor feels more like a series with an idea behind it. I haven't seen it and could be wrong, so take that as hearsay.
  17. On one hand I can see it being overwhelming, on the other I usually hate when films inorganically explain stuff like what all the fictional stuff (slang, technology, etc.) is. In A Clockwork Orange I think the slang helps establish the world as a dystopian future or alternate reality. But I like it. Yes, though I suppose that depends exactly what you mean by a movie like A Clockwork Orange. There's more than a few folks making films that are dark, violent, sexual, and very weird. I assume some of them are less than faithful adaptations. The kicker is they're low(er) budget indie films and/or made outside the US with government funding. Bad Luck Banging or Loony Porn comes to mind as a satire that is shocking, dark, and cynical. The big problem is of course funding, the big studios are much more conservative and driven by algorithms, so good luck getting funding if your film isn't a proven money maker. I don't think any big established director who can get the big budgets would or could take the risk, Tarantino would rather play with action figures and do another western or period flick (or maybe sci-fi), Nolan would get high on his own farts again, Spielberg is in the boomer kitsch phase, Peele is too nice, and Scorsese or del Toro wouldn't get the budget. So I guess look to the indie films for something like A Clockwork Orange. That ought to be fun. Well if you ever decide to watch Eyes Wide Shut let me know and I will procure the rotisserie chicken. You naughty
  18. It's worth noting the plaintiff had a PPP loan forgiven that was over twice the max the student loan cancelation could be. https://theintercept.com/2022/11/09/student-debt-relief-lawsuit-ppp-myra-brown/ Loan forgiveness for me but not for thee.
  19. While I'm not a big fan of CGI generally, I am a big fan of del Torro and the man knows his monsters. I think Kubrick is undoubtedly a master of his craft, but I do have to say I would not have guessed that you would like A Clockwork Orange. If you end up enjoying Eyes Wide Shut then I will eat a whole rotisserie chicken. He reduced Scatman Crothers to tears by making him do close to 150 takes in The Shining, so pain in the neck may be an understatement. Lmao, the first thing you hear is Alex saying the most British nonsense over synth music and it is hilarious.
  20. I didn't know the map changed with camera rotation. Not great design. The Secret of Creation is the discount version of Nenio's quest, in more ways than one. I think that Pathfinder 1e in general and Owlfinder specifically are more about system mastery than tactics, knowing how to balloon your numbers to the stratosphere and grab immunity to debilitating conditions is going to matter much more than tactics in many cases. Who needs tactics when you hit on a 1 and are immune to everything under the sun? Anyways this game triggers my rerollitis hard. I have not been able to get past the Shield Maze since picking the game back up.
  21. I've considered it, but I'm making good money with my current gig. I think the classical German music group Rammstein had a song about how all the world lives in America. This is true by most measures, America exports media of all kinds around the world so it's almost inescapable. From what I've heard from other non-Americans who speak English, it's nigh impossible to avoid. My sympathies because this place is ****ing dumb as ****. Trump being banned from Twitter was legitimately one of the funniest things to happen.
  22. I can believe that. My current job involves visiting lots of residences, a few months back I was replacing some breakers and the homeowner kept talking to me about how cheap houses were here and that he bought two for less than what he sold his house in California for. Like yeah bro, I can totally relate to selling a house for over a mil and using the cash to buy two with change to spare. Do these people have no real idea of what people actually make?
  23. I've never been to California, so I can't comment on what California is really like. But I can tell you that the conservative narrative on California has always been comically insane and shouldn't be taken seriously. That said, we've had a bunch of right-wing Californians roll in and gouge housing prices, so can yall take them back? I don't make enough to make LA rent.
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