Raccoons Suspected of Having Rabies Were Actually Just Drunk as Hell
https://gizmodo.com/raccoons-suspected-of-having-rabies-were-actually-just-1830455989
*hic*
The official opinion from selected serial killers is that humans taste like pork. So there you go, you can now skip the research.
https://www.theguardian.com/science/the-lay-scientist/2010/sep/05/human-meat-taste-cannibal