BruceVC

It's the first RPG based around a perfume brand! You're washed ashore on a tropical beach and a beautiful woman comes up to you, says you smell great and she needs help to save her village from the Evil Watcher of Coconuts. And thus the adventure begins! P.S. The Special Special Edition will have a free bottle of the perfume, your choice of the Ladies or the Men's version! Plus .... ....wait, wat? That's not it? Darn. I thought I had it. That sounds fun, but can we throw in a quest where you need to get new a handbag and shoes in a limited amount of time

Its clearly related to the Gummi Bears, that quote is something Duke Igthorn use to say on a regular basis. I am surprised that no one has realized this? And the Gummi Bear world is a rich and complex one that a RPG could easily be made in. Yes my money is on a Gummi Bear RPG