HoonDing

Maybe I'll bang Gat instead of Kinzie.

It's always somebody else's fault.

Dawnguard's writing is terrible, but at least you get an awesome companion and a few cool new areas.

Demilich?

No Sasha Grey? Guess I'll bang Kinzie then.

Without a lighting mod the game looks really dull and washed out; vanilla textures are terrible as well. I wouldn't want to play it on console.

Dragons are scaled like Oblivion, the first one you fight is basically just a firebreathing cliffracer.

The only creature in Failout 3 that really annoyed me was the giant radscorpion, who were everywhere in the western part of the map, moved very silently and always came in pairs. In New Vegas, those geckos were everywhere.

Lara kills more in her latest venture than in all previous Tomb Raiders combined. Then again, the series turned into a full action game when Crystal Dynamics took the wheel anyway. I don't recall any puzzles in the few dungeons of Legend and Underworld at all, and dungeon design is so boring and straightforward in those games too. And worse of all, the mommy/daddy issues story.

False prophets are cast into fire and brimstone.

Can you claim self-defense if you pick a fight, then get your ass kicked?

Does this mean the Essex girl will go extinct?

Whatever you say, man.

Was there an explanation during the trial for why a big man like Zimmerman couldn't overpower a 15/17-year old?

Surprised that woman wasn't burnt at the stake as a witch. *reads article* Oh, California. That explains it. Damn hippies.

Tomb Raider at -75%. This is what I was waiting for. Now I only need a good sale for Xenos Clash 2.

If you're a mage you can actually get killed by Shank in Candlekeep.

I'm happy I never remember my dreams.

In before 100 million USD Kickstarter.

Well, Tomb Raider 50% off.

How is Far Cry 3?