HoonDing

It starts with Shepard waking up from a bad dream.

Why is there no #fallocentric hashtag?

Next month Ebola will be in town and ISIS will be crossing the Bosporus. Time to emigrate to Pitcairn island.

"BG2 mage battles" Keldorn -> true sight -> dispel magic -> Carsomyr *chunk*

haha FFXIII is ready to preload and takes 60 gigs. For the time it takes to download that I expect a virtual Lightning to come out of the screen and give me a blowjob. Byebye SSD

Exploding bodies is a must in fantasy arrpeegee. Like when I chunked Jarlaxle in the Underdark.

Lani Minella voices Amanda in Jack Keane. According to imdb she's quite legendary. She was Rynn in Drakan, Adria in Diablo, Ivy in Soul Calibur, Nancy Drew and Skyrim female Dunmer voice. Guess she's not that famous because unlike Laura Bailey and Jennifer Hale she can do more than one voice and henceforth is less recognizable.

lol lets fight dragon with 10% of HP left

#NotYourSheild

It was a very bad game either way. The game was good, but only with Elven master race, on hardest difficulty and once you unlocked majority of your skills.

Mass Effect 4 or: How I Learnt To Stop Worrying and Love Synthesis.

At least that Snowblind Studios game wasn't an insult to Tolkien.

Modern day Thermopylae

SitS going into bèta

Not sure which BioWare developer emigrated to Germany

Handmaiden is Disciple with boobs. Visas is where it's at.

Kai Leng was more annoying than all Star Children put together.

Gonna be some hysteria this Winter when influenza is back in town. Initial symptoms are the same.

Kobani is falling. GG won.

That's their 5-year plan for the region. ISIS stronk.

Death by ebola or ISIS machete. Talk about a dilemma.

How dare you use that name here.

I hope they denied many of that scum their 72 virgins.

Problem, Crimea?