Daaave

Kinda weird goes nowhere near to describing it my good man. Most awkward thing ever in the history of awkward things right there.

There wasn't a lock on the door. I thought he was asleep on the sofa like usual. Sure does pick his nights wander upstairs I'll give him that... It's the shame of being caught more than anything. I used to be so careful as well, I blame old age making me soft. Need to get my guard back up again. There was a fair bit of blood involved in the sex thing as well, that's all I'll go into. Feel free to let the imaginations run wild though He's 17. I think anyway =/ Ahaha awwww man, you know me too well This one was a chick though. Of that I'm pretty darn sure.

My brother walked in on me and a lady friend doing, erm, 'things' yesterday. I still can't look him in the eye, doubt I ever will be able to again Oh the shame

Today I let my friend wax my legs. Was quite good to be fair, they're so smooth I'm tempted to keep them like this now.

I'm playing Bloodlines for the first time ever How long before the famed bugs blow my computer up? Feel I should probably prepare myself for that particular magical event.

Went out and got very drunk last night. All expenses paid drinks are the best ever. Worryingly ended up making out with my best friend's boyfriend at some point though, seems we both need 'gay when drunk' t-shirts. My legs are killing me as well after I decided to valiantly walk the 7 miles home to save people paying for a taxi for me. I'm not used to so much exercise. I also got recognised by some random dude as 'that guy wearing girls clothes in his myspace picture' and some girl as 'that guy who always has his jeans safety pinned to hold them together' \o/ Fame ftw.

/Runs through thread naked.

Not at all. I'm a rather cheerful chap I'd say and eat as much as the average person. I just don't seem to have the ability to gain weight for some strange reason. Seem to reach 8 stone then stop no matter how much I eat. If he smokes a pipe nonchalantly whilst doing this then I'm all for it to be honest. Would be the epitome of awesome. There's only one reason I'm coming to Australia, and it's not the food baby

I'm 5'9" and 19 years old

Today I weighed myself for the first time in months, turns out I weigh 7.5 stone. Or 105 pounds assuming the internet is correct with calculations and whatnot. Am I right in thinking I should be concerned by this? =/

White red and blue a lot better than the nice shade of brown and grey everything seems to be these days to be honest. This game looks all kinds of awesome as well from the previews. I fully expect it to turn out rubbish. Pessimism ftw \o/

Today I took lots of photos with my pet communist. About 50 to be slightly more precise. Good times man, good times.

None taken. Me and a friend were bored and decided it would be amusing to dress me up in girls clothes. I make a damn sexy chick tbh. Damn sexy.

Today I tried to upload a picture of myself dressed in a corset and bunny ears as my personal photo thing. The stupid forum said the file was too big though. This made me sad : ( Though in a few hours I will have the house to myself for a glorious two weeks. Party time! \o/

My avatar is an artists impression of what a friend of mine would look like in a jar.

I'll get out of your forums when you get out of MY FACE!

Hi, my name's Dave. I like cows. They go moo. Moooooooooooooooooooooo. Like that. Are we friends now?

Where is this ignore function you speak of and why was I not informed of it sooner? I'm quite intrigued by this.

Park is a complete hero. Gutted he didn't even make the bench and Silvestre did. He's so much more deserving of the medal. Drogba lightly slapped Vidic in a big argument over a throw in two minutes from the end. It would have been hilarious at the time if I hadn't have been so nervous about the imminent penalty shoot-out.

I think we need more regular updates on your GTA game. It's all I live for now. What colour are Niko's shoes? I feel this is essential information and won't be able to sleep until I know it.

I'm playing Pokemon Pearl on my shiny new DS. One badge so far

I seem to have hit a wall on this, I can't get out of the subway on the bank mission. Lost count of the number of attempts I've had at it now. It's starting to annoy me a fair bit. Just want to get it over with and move on with the game. Stupid thing

Linkage Has the potential to be quite good I reckon. Probably going to end up being complete rubbish though. Such is the way of the world.

I'm 19, 20 in September. What do I win?

I blame your face!