Aram

Stop trying to stir up resentment man. Vampires and werewolves make productive members of society most of the time and you know it! It's a small minority that ruins it for all of them. There's two kinds of vampires: the vampires, and the teenaged angsty sitcom vampires. And everytime the vampires are trying to have a good time, the TASVs **** IT UP.

Be sure to wear a sandwich sign with large, legible letters. "NOT UNDEAD. HAVE BROUGHT BEER" or you may simply be thrown onto the pile.

My tortoise escaped several days ago, only to be found and taken to animal control by a family that lives 12 miles away. The sucker really gets around when he feels like it.

I think I have the firepower to deal with approximately 15,000 zombies, provided they move slowly and I'm given adequate time to reload and fortify my position.

For 40+ armed home invasions he should get such a sentence. For 40+ armed home invasions taking advantage of the constitution-ripping powers we let police officers have, and the people's fear of them, he should be taken out back and shot. As if it wasn't bad enough that criminals have staged false no-knock raids--now the real ones are? He's betrayed the people's trust in a very dangerous way and he should be punished severely for it.

I am against the death penalty if only for the fact that the government, which honestly is just one bumble**** after another, is in charge of it. Someone could be wrongfully executed--somebody probably already has. That said, I think child rape is an even more severe crime than murder, and I could only be happy to hear a child rapist has been killed--except for the thought that maybe he might not have done it.

The Winchester who founded the arms company was named Oliver. ...and what do either long dead businessmen, one of whose companies no longer exists, have to do with the NRA?

I used to have a subscription. I have something like 100 issues taking up space on a shelf. They go all the way back to when Duke Nukem Forever was first announced. Kind of a surprising they ran out of money when 70% of the content was two-page ads. That other 30%, for the most part, was solid gold however.

Planescape: Torment Fallout Baldur's Gate II Jagged Alliance 2 Deus Ex Diablo Half-Life Starcraft Operation Flashpoint Grim Fandango The Last Express

Whut?

Argh, rust...'tis like a metal cancer. I'm currently wrestling with whether I should get a new wiring harness for my 356B or leave all that cruddy old **** in there and hope it still works.

That is a pretty darn sweet ride. Is that rust I see or a trick of the light?

Richard Widmark passed almost within the same week--two of my favorite actors. Charlton Heston was awesome, for his movies and his politics. Even if you don't approve of his stance of gun control you have to admire him for marching for civil rights in the 60s--that today people think he was remotely racist because of venom sprayed by his opponents is the real tragedy. He campaigned for rights in the purest sense. And he made some of the most iconic historic, sci-fi, and noir movies. He was simply an awesome dude.

He played Hoagie in Jaws 4: The Revenge.

I did too except it made zero sense to me that a multibillion dollar human weapon would be issued a semiautomatic that only holds 6 shots.

I'm being discriminated against!

There was a staged crucification somewhere out here in Alabama a few Easters ago--a sort of traveling stage show that did religious plays. There was something in the paper about how the guy who played Jesus didn't think the cross looked sturdy enough and refused to get on. There was a fight and Judas started shaking and kicking the cross to show Jesus it was safe, but Jesus walked out. When the curtain went up, they'd crucified Judas instead and it was the greatest staged crucification ever. That's a true story.

I for one welcome or soon to be stingray overlords.

It's Jeb Bush, our next president after Hillary.

Worse than ? In case it needs explanation:

I recall some pictures somewhere of "CIA operatives" in the middle east with their faces blurred out, involved in calling down air strikes or somesuch. One had a plain issue Beretta M9 and the other had an old M1911A1. They probably just got them from the nearest military armory and returned them after they were done.