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Aram

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  1. I think this is my old character that I gave away. http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.x...n&n=Shogoth But the game is still balls.
  2. WoW is balls.
  3. Aram

    EWW

    Isn't there also a wasp that does that to roaches?
  4. Would that mean that my arch nemisis--I don't know, let's say...Diane Feinstein--would also get cosmic powers and we'd have to do battle?
  5. The ending is sudden and dissapointing in comparrison to the build up. That and the amount of hacking minigames are my only beefs with this game.
  6. What could go wrong?! Why, the extremely basic single-celled organism could get bored of its life in the plastic dish and TAKE OVER THE WORLD. Even if someone manages to pull this off, as it's described in the news story, we'd be a billion years or so of evolution away from creating shoggoths.
  7. Deus Ex was one of the greatest games in the history of gaming. Invisible War was balls.
  8. Aram

    Guilty!

    He can always organize a prison football team to teach young men quickly going down the wrong path the true meaning of teamwork and brotherhood whilst simultaneously fighting his inner demons. Things would start out rough and there'd be some violence, but when they're mocked by the evil warden they'll be inspired to join together and overcome, eventually taking on the Falcons in the championship and winning. At the same time, Vick would learn something about the true meaning of competition and would renounce dogfighting and be inspired to start a charity to help homeless puppies. Then the whole thing could be made into a heartwarming summer movie starring Will Smith, with some generic **** actor playing the evil warden and that kid from Transformers playing the captain of the team who is tragically shanked just before the championship game.
  9. Not in Iraq, unfortunately.
  10. US troops aren't the only ones who use the .223. It's probably not as common as Russian calibers there, but I bet it's not that rare. Certainly it'd be easy enough to acquire two factory loaded cartridges to pretend they were fired at your house. I think that if you looked hard enough, you could find pretty much anything in Iraq. On a gun forum I frequent, an Army man posted some pictures of a WW2 era StG 44 he found in a stockpile, along with a couple of Thompsons and even wierder stuff. When he told us he later drove over it all with a tank, you could almost hear the heads pounding against our keyboards.
  11. I don't think it's even American ammunition. GI brass is annealed and nowhere near that shiny. I think the bullets would also have green tips.
  12. I'm not actually suggesting that there's some kind of consiracy here. I just thought the picture together with the words was funny.
  13. With this picture? http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070814/photos_...0e988aa146f5f76
  14. So what I seem to understand is, if Vick were to launch his missiles at Riches' current place of residence, he might start a nuclear war at the Graybar?
  15. If they're actually going to attempt this, and aren't just doing it to raise their stock enough to dump it all and flee the country, I predict that it will fail horribly and finally destroy the company anyway.
  16. Aram

    Thor

    I think the fan favorite is Ryan Reynolds. Which I happen to agree with. He doesn't have a yellow voice.
  17. Since he didn't use any commas, he's technically defending America and Israel.
  18. Do the local school children dare eachother to go inside? The real dare is to pay the four euro admitance fee to see a hole in a hill.
  19. Aram

    Thor

    I've always had a vision of how a possible Deadpool movie would end. He would narrate something to himself about how "his work was never done" and run away quickly. The next shot would be from in front of him, and he runs into the camera, which breaks and goes to black. In those last few moments before the credits begin rolling, Deadpool will exclaim "ow". At some point he'd say "I can't believe Thor got his own movie before I did." When it shows him without his mask he'd say "Yeah, I'm not pretty, but at least I'm not Ben Affleck." A Deadpool movie, I think, would have to be based on Joe Kelly's original run. He's simply never been portrayed better, funnier, or had a more interesting storyline. The captive blind lady and the computer guy could be his supporting cast. The epic alien bringing peace to the world plot with the space law firm would be the overall storyline Also, I think the only actor fit to play him would be Gary Busey.
  20. puff, puff Splendid.
  21. I'm severely disappointed that only three of us have gotten pipe avatars as a result of this thread.
  22. Do you mean make them into a clan of cannibal dwarves or is there a pnp game set in fifteenth century Europe?
  23. I would guess the universe is going to be pretty damned if we're the best there is. My point is that we're always fantasising about some super-race coing from teh stars to save us. But what if that is our allotted destiny, so to speak? What if we have the seeds of greatness, and we squander it on spening 100s of times more money on cosmetics than on space exploration? Because we do. In Europe we spend more money on cosmetics than on defence! If that is our destiny, I think it's more likely that we'd become the race that invades a planet, exterminates its populace, and saps it dry for its resources.
  24. That's a terrific point. I'd forgotten about that.
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