Aram

Just please, please, keep it away from the movie. It hurts me to think about. Hells no! I'm talkin' graphic novel, P!

The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen...or something like it. Think about a cRPG gameworld where all of the world's Victorian and Gothic adventure literature exists in one reality, where the player can design his own classical fiction type character with a top hat and monocle and have a party consisting of Rocambole, Lord Ruthven, Frankenstein's monster, the Time Traveler, and Dr. Van Hellsing.

I had one in the hospital during the BMT. I remember it starting--I got up off of the toilet, and suddenly all I could see was a huge ball of multicolored sparkling lights in the middle of my vision. I had to make my way back to the bed by finding it in my peripheral vision, and then that's all I remember. The next thing I knew it was three days later and I was apparently in the middle of a conversation with my doctor. That was just ****ing wierd.

Wait, did I say racist? I meant "ridiculously nerdy."

And they're not being charged with murder? What sort of jail time are they looking at if they're only being charged with "false imprisonment"?

This is the most racist conversation I've ever read.

My real name is Joe Humanfeet. And I have a dwarf cousin named Jeff McDrinkalepoundymetalstonebeardenstein. Also rocks.

To be honest, I didn't care much for any of the NPCs in NWN2.

I like Lovecraft. His powers of description and warped imagination are something few other authors I've read have even neared. The way most of his stories are written, there isn't much dialogue and it isn't really needed.

My brother bought an iphone last week and broke it yesterday. I mocked him.

Call of Cthulhu CRPG. Fully customizable character, huge list of recruitable NPCs with a huge level of interaction, squad turn based style combat.

He was only in there for a little while.

You mean Murray? He wasn't a party member either.

You've failed on several levels.

Ooh, neat topic. I'll take: Shadow, JA2. Coupled with my custom merc, Nailer, the two could rooftop snipe entire levels with ease. Magic, JA2. He could open any lock, shot unbearably well, and somehow managed to get the first turn on all those mother ****ing ****suckers who just sat around corners waiting for something to shoot. Dakkon, PS:T. For the reason already given. Studying with him, finding out his past and yours, was just great. He was also a cool character on his own merit, and he was good in combat. Nordom, PS:T. He was just a fun concept and I'll liked playing with him in the dialogue. Morte. PS:T. The part where the cracks disapeared in his head made me weep openly. Dogmeat, FO. He'd knock a bad guy on his back and chew on his groin while I shot him in the eyes. Best dog ever. HK-47. He was cool and funny. Incidentally, I got a wierd deja-vu Dakkony feeling when I uncovered the full extent of his history. Korgan, BG2. He was actually an interesting, believable character in a cast of characters consisting mostly of the mentally handicapped, mentally unstable, and mentally deficient. He was simply a pro. Viconia, BG2. She was a good healer, had a cool backstory, and made for good dialogue at times like when she served as a guide in the Underdark. The fact that you can show her your dia-log has nothing to do with her making the list. Deadpool, MUA. Not sure he really counts, but in Marvel UA, he rocks.

I'm not sure I'd like to drive a car that went from 0-60 in 4 days. If you run an engine designed for bio fuel it's every bit as fast as gasoline. If you run bio on an existing diesel it has slightly worse milage but the same performance as diesel. The only reason we are still using gas is that it's cheaper, and engines designed for bio don't sell very well. Dawn isn't fueled by biodiesel.

I'm not sure I'd like to drive a car that went from 0-60 in 4 days.

Another stupid and inconvenient thing a nanny government wants to make mandatory for everyone to protect some people so stupid natural selection rules they ought to just die anyway.

Why isn't EA a choice?

No that's just stupid.

I've chilled out a whole lot about pretty much everything. Really, it's pretty hard to get me riled up about anything. I think the series of agonizing, torturous, near-death experiences did that though. My opinions are still mostly the same, but I have, after years of self debate, decided real world weaponry wouldn't necessarily make Fallout any better or worse. I also think the war in Iraq was one of the stupidest ideas ever conceived, but that's natural these days. In contrast, I bet that Yakroon guy has blown himself up by now.

It's probably for the best that this all happened, if you think about it. If this is the best they could come up with, we should be grateful they're not still practicing. "Doctor, the patient's not breathing. What should we do?" "Set his bed on fire!"

I would have kicked your balls if you handed me one.

If they were doctors, couldn't they have done a lot more harm pretty much by just...being bad doctors? It seems to be a hell of a waste to take all those years of college to infiltrate a lucrative, high paying job, only to die painfully in an attempt to make a big black mark on the side of a building.