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A bowell disruptor bomb ought to have been developed long ago, if you ask me. But this is just wrong.

I'm Thor. I just answered 70 dumb questions to find that out. If I were Thor, I don't think I would've done that.

Diploma denied for making me find specific link.

I'd be a superawesomecool Ranger with dual glowing axes with names, dual longbows (somehow) with names and flaming arrows that go pew-pew, a dragon to fly on, and a magic hawk that I can summon with a magic whistle. Also I'd have a dark history, and while my gruff nature and rudeness would repell the stuck-up elvish princesses, my mysteriousness and awesome semi-homoerotically described muscles would cause them to be strangely attracted to me. Clearly I'd be the most compelling and original character since ever. That or I'd be that wierd merchant in some corner of the map with two lines of dialogue and absolutely nothing worth buying.

No the elder god is wearing a kilt. When he stands up and all of Scottland sees up there, at his non-euclidean one eyed monster (which, incidentally, really is a one eyed monster) they immediately go insane.

Lookout! He's proud and he's got a baby! Run away!

Any peashooter will kill something with one shot if your shot placement is good enough. And even a super-giant mega Desert Eagle handgun is still less powerful than your average hunting rifle.

I think it was on a 150-acre hog reserve.

The Curse of Monkey Island. Grim Fandango. Doom (even though it's just midi-ized metal songs) Battlefield 1942 (the main theme) Rome: Total War Command and Conquer: Red Alert (Hell March, baby) I usually end up playing something in the background on most games anyway.

I don't even think it has balls. Being balls and having balls are two different things.

Someday we'll find out the there is actually an ancient slumbering eldritch god sleeping in a cyclopean tomb beneath the waters of Loch Ness, and the day it rises is the day that Scottland will be devoured at a rate of 1d10 hairy scottsmen per round.

That's pretty funny that you can become a minor celebrity by sloppily killing a semi-tame domestic hog in an enclosed pen.

WoW is balls. That is all.

CRPGs have ruined Scottish accents for me forever.

I suspect that it's not as big as they imply. A .500 Magnum ought to have been plenty of gun.

I agree that the negative comments were just stupid. But don't you think the kid deserves a break? I mean to hunt something like that one shot one kill you'd need ...I dunno. A whaling harpoon? Power is one thing. Accuracy is another. Looks to me like he shot the thing a couple times through its hindquarters, and that's on the side he thought would be more pretty for the camera. The .500 is a perfectly good weapon or even excessive for most hogs. The image provided is clearly manipulated to make the hog look bigger than it is--I'd say the .500 is right on the money for someone who knows what they're doing. But it's not a gun for an eleven year old. Any moderately powered rifle cartridge would have been easier for him not only to fire and hit his target, but also would probably have kept more energy at a distance anyhow. Hunters are allowed to screw up and hit their target in the wrong place, but if it takes them eight painful tries to fix their error, they've reached the point where it's not something to be proud of anymore. Poor shot placement turns hunting basically into torture.

I don't really like the fact that the kid had to shoot it nine times over a three hour period. The animal suffered far too much and that's not the way it's done. If he can't do it right, he shouldn't hunt with a handgun. However, the negative comments on that site are just retarded. Hogs are not native to Alabama. As a feral species, they are extremely destructive if their numbers are not kept down--doubley so if they're enormous. They're stupid, ugly, and they don't belong here. The only thing they're good for is as a game animal. Except for his inhumane handling of it, the kid should just be proud of his accomplishment.

A perverted baseball fan?

Anyone want to see how modern Punisher would handle this situation? It's kind of not worksafe. In fact, he makes Dolph look like my grandmother.

Rarrr.

Death penalty for being bourgeoisie IMO.

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Charles Bronson hates vriminals.

True that.