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I didn't even push the button twice damn it.

Well, I do Christmas, but I'm an atheist, so I suppose the answer must be no. What a dork.

I stopped likely Far Cry pretty much as soon as the mutants appeared.

I don't think they still use cocaine as pain medication.

If the ship had sunk, imagine the effect it might have on the sharks.

Thank god for that.

He's not a bad neighbor. He's just a wierd dude.

I have a wierd ass neighbor firmly convinced that if you hang a dead snake on his fence, it'll rain. Wierdest thing is, we've been having a draught lately, so the guy did just that, and then it rained for three days. Then it stopped raining again for a few days, and he did it again, and then it rained again. I don't know which is scarier: that my neighbor is a voodoo pagan, or that it's working.

Have you ever tried a Sportster? I've driven on a lot of British roads, and I've ridden some Sportsters, and I don't think they'd pair up quite as badly as people say.

Whoops. Thought I included a link. http://www.barbermotorsports.com/barber-vi...park-museum.php Yes, it's Barber, which is a giant name in dairy products in this part of the world. It's a really crazy place with multiple levels attached by bridges and divided into eras. I used to ride out there just about every weekend just because I liked the road on the way there (unfortunately, they've started developing it recently and the whole area just looks like **** now).

I happen to live really close to the largest motorsports museum in the world, some local millionaire's collection. They have something like 900 motorcycles, from over a century old to brand new, of every kind, from just about every country that's ever built them. If you're into vintage bikes, it's worth checking out...you know, if you're ever vacationing in the middle of Butthole, Alabama for some strange reason. It's got me looking around for a cool vintage bike, lately.

So how do you feel about Jack Thompson and the gaybashing guy?

Trust me. This guy is suffering from massive bleeding ulcers caused by the stress of maintaining his motorcycle, which incidentally is the bike that I will forever dream of one day owning.

Maybe that's my problem with the new Triumphs. A bulletproof British motorcycle isn't really a British motorcycle. The constant cursing and swearing and tugging of the hair is a part of the classy British experience.

The current bane of my and my neighborhood's existence is a 1972 Norton Commando 750 Fastback. There's nothing classier than a British motorcycle except maybe fox hunting in tweed knickers and saying "wot wot" after every sentence, but I thank my lucky stars everytime I get to the store and back without something going wrong. I'm actually seriously considering one of the new Bonnevilles. I've been to the dealer like three times to look at one. I've test ridden it. I've practically written out the check. But I still haven't yet. I think I'm afraid of getting another British motorcycle, to be honest, but I'm too classy to consider anything else.

That would be Batman. At least according to Frank Miller, Superman is semi-retarded.

If I remember, Supes used his pew-pew laservision and that was pretty much the whole fight.

Good luck with the beheading.

The sinner's sister is stoned to death, and Italy must be suicide bombed for the temptation.

The very concept is absurd and could only have been concieved by a deranged British mind.

Well c'mon. Can you really blame him? He's got hot Italian babes in tight striped shirts just offering their hands to him like candy. I would have shaken that honey's hand like a maraca.

I've had about as much from this joker as I can take.

Ugly Betty Same to you, buddy.

I did, and the answer was: Yes, Absolutely.

See, there's your problem right there.