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  1. Actually I am still trying to figure the whole film. (The second part of the film I downloaded has no sound.)
  2. Baley - I also recommend Ong-bak, which is basically a string of martial arts demonstrations: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aYW6MyFPz-g&search=ong-bak Tony Jaa is very talented and has tremendous lower body strength. He needs a stronger upper body though.
  3. Not a bad list. I enjoyed many of the above films. Though Kiss of the Dragon would have been higher on my own list. There is another 80s Jet Li film called Legend of the Swordman or something like that where Jet had a romance with a homosexual man (played by a beatiful actress though), I am guessing that there might have been some hilarious translations in that one.
  4. We all know the real reason Mothman wanted an alt - so he can cyber on the net. You should see that one PM addressed to his alt but got into my box instead. Some gross gross stuff.
  5. I never watched it myself but my friends seem to have loved it. Could it possibly be worse than Cradle 2 the Grave? I doubt it. Btw, in early Hong Kong cinema, sex or making out is considered taboo or low-class so they insert boring chichat instead. After all, you can't have a movie that runs 2 hours of pure action... (John Woo's films excluded.)
  6. Happy birthday and all that other mushy gushy stuff.
  7. I actually have read the original novel (which is longer than Lotr), so here it goes. Those are mother and son and the mother is dying with a dagger in her belly; she is just giving her son some tips on how to be a pimp. There is a strange (and most likely made up by the author) superstition that your pimp juice is somehow connected to male's inner energy in the balance of yin and yang. Supposedly if you wish to truly master the art of a thousand slapping hands or buddhist palm, conservation is the key. (The young guy is Jet Li btw for all those who didn't notice.) These are exactly what happened. One brother was hit by a poisonous dart or something on the butt. The other brother first wanted to help to suck out the poison and kicked him after learning the spot of the wound. Hope that helped.
  8. But you are reading subtitles or worse, watching a dubbed version. Even people watched the film in Mandarin thought it was way funnier in Cantonese since Chow's delivery in Cantonese is his bread and butter.
  9. Why not break his nuts with a kick instead?
  10. Neat thread. Some prime materials for me to plagiarize when I am in dire need to impress some girls.
  11. What about American basketball teams? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> But the league's MVP is white, Canadian and has a mullet.
  12. Montana is from 80s. SF now holds a gay parade every week.
  13. Nice Visas. H_H: They are all hanging out at kotorfanmedia last time I checked.
  14. Watched 16 Blocks a couple days ago and got Man on Fire waiting on my shelf. Currently taking a break from blockbusters, but this new superman movie looks too hyped-up to miss.
  15. I may be desperate, but I am not a sicko! fap * fap * fap
  16. ^Think of it this way. All life is an illusion anyway. Flirting with an actual girl or a 40-year-old man pretending to be a girl has no difference whatsoever.
  17. Chips and Salsa. I can eat them all day.
  18. ^Neat. Those robes look better on girl model. Then again, girls look better in anything.
  19. Wasn't this part of what the Gizka Team trying to restore?
  20. Whoa! Almost all the productive posters are moderators now. Hmm... So a forum made up of moderators and spammers.
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