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Besides, how can any of you people even conceive of playing without the Donmeister?

My first 1st place. Too bad the rest of my team sucked.

Bok, you do realize that Edd'oh might actually do this?

Transformers! The Movie! On my computer! No not the new one: I said Transformers, not Bayformers. Boo, no microtext. :sad:

Thus spoke Bokishi: "You gotta be ruthless, Jag." And it actually works too!

The squigga stole my bike!

Biaxial points of articulation FTW!1

Ownage at 239 frames per second. Kill those bastards, Bok!

No pr0n factor whatsoever? Surely you jest, Laozi. Seems like such a waste of perfect alt-tab functionality.

...or like a reflex mechanism to help ugly chicks get some oral action one way or another.

*tsk tsk* Tame, tame, tame. Nartwak's testicular terror post from days gone past owns this thread.

Indeed. I would say role playing has taken place when the nipple makes its first appearance.

I've just heard the song. I can't believe anyone actually liked that crap. I know, I know. Thankfully, a shot of 2 Unlimited and Depeche Mode washed it away.

Revolution.

That's right. You've even created your own martial arts style, which I hereby dub Bokjutsu. Even a n00b like me can now inflict major pwnage while being completely unarmed! These are all hand-2-hand kills: I think this was the game right after you left. There were like 5 guys on the other team. They were all "everyone, we must stick together". So my guys were being all tactical, peaking around corners, setting up proximity mines when I decided to kamikaze rush the enemies' hideout Leroy-Jenkins style. They were all bunched together when I rushed them while slide kicking into them. 3 of them died instantly. I then proceeded to round-house kick the 4th guy in the face (BOOM HEADSHOT) while immediately jump kicking the 5th guy as he was backing up to get some shooting distance. The carnage before my eyes was the most glorious thing I've ever seen. The best part is that I survived the encounter since those little blue things that drop when they die kept replenishing my health. Remember kids: Try this at home 'cause Bokjustsu ninjas flip out and kill people ALL the time. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Bokjustsu is fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and totally sweet. Get ready to love Bokjutsu with ALL your body (including your pee-pee). If you don't believe me then you're a loser and better get a life right now or they will chop your head off JUST LIKE THAT!!!

Don't be such a cheap-skate, Eldar! Clearly the missus wants something romantic, so cough up the dong for the sake of your schlong. Well let's not rule anything out.

DVRed it and watched it today. Great movie. DVRed it and watching it now. I foresee this will be a great movie.

Bokishi (Fou) and yours truly playing the role of tech support for F.E.A.R multiplayer n00bs:

You sure its tap water and not "tap water"?

Firefox, and never look back. Teh hot chick0rz and the official firefox mascot Alexandra Ansgar will love you foreverafter:

Well, a lot of these retail computers already have a recovery partition on the hard drive itself. For example, when booting up a Compaq they'll be and F1 option to set up the system (i.e. enter the BIOS) and and F10 option to bring up the menu for the various system recovery procedures. Try restarting the comp and look out for an F-function key prompt like that (or just start pressing random F buttons and see what happens). The former is perhaps the safest route, but I firmly endorse the latter in the name of comedy!

^^Yeah, what he said!

Tale, have you downloaded the MP extension to Fear yet?

You should know better Volo -- Speed is teh ultimate Speed-like movie.

That's because I wasn't talking about the comic but rather the movie... Astrocreep zinging one over Mets? That's impossible!