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Let's divert our attention for the moment away from the horrors of Bayformers and the Spastastic Animated Series. Prepare to feast your eyes on some of best transformers parodies to date: This one's pure genius. I love the way it parodies the general sentiment transfans feel about Rodimus, Kup, and Wheelie. -- Probably the pick of the litter, and definitely my personal fave. Great parodic dynamic on the relationships between the G1 autobots, especially Wheeljack's "legendary" inventions. -- A tad too long perhaps but still gold nonetheless. You really have to feel for the poor guy. -- Perhaps a notch or two below the rest, but still good value. -- The aforemetioned "song" from the above vid. That is, Soundwave doing his thing. 'Nuff said.

^Necroposting at its finest.

Apeformers! Chicken-legs in disguise!

Precisely!

Blanky has obviously been a very naughty young grasshopper by unleashing his dic upon strange and fantastical articulations never previously conceived before. Unfortunately, there really isn't a readily available remedy for this sort shenanigan, and prevention is widely considered the best cure...however, the Donmeister is not without deviant practices of his own: Close down firefox; Locate this directory if using XP: C:\Documents and Settings\[user Name]\Application Data\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\xxxxxxxx.default\ If using Vista then pay a visit to: C:\users\[user Name]\AppData\Roaming\Mozilla\Firefox\Profiles\xxxxxxxx.default\ In your designated profile, locate the "persdict.dat" file, right click on it, and open with wordpad/textpad etc. As this list contains all the various diction trollops of your previous escapades, merely locate the entry in question, then delete it and save the file. Failing that, merely box it up and send it back to the manufacturer. Then you've got a better chance at getting your money back...or perhaps an even exchange. -- This help-o-mercial production has been brought to you by Don Jaguar, Inc. Defer all mandatory payments to 666 Thunderdome St, Palm Springs, CA, 92264. Now accepting hominal retainers as payment. Discover card not accepted.

Which is one of the many reasons the Welsh are globally considered uncool.

That's impossible! Geometry Wars!1!1

ZOMG!1 So will use the !?

Quoted for truth. Freelancer - the stuff of legends.

Michael Bay.

What's this I hear? When did you give up gaming, Visc, and more importantly, why? :sad:

Consider it done. As for the mercs, I think we can oh so cunningly circumvent the need for them. All we have to do is introduce teh exec board to Hades as a byproduct example of what will occur if they don't do exactly as we say.

I like it too! Let's do it then, Walsy. You, me, and Oerwinde! We'll have to dispose of those pesky execs first, but I have a cunning plan... Oh, and there's going to have to be some serious mass shifting when Bumblebee gets matricized.

Clone Wars was cool. Fair enough, but the Samurai Jack/Clone Wars animation style is pure ass, and hardly befitting for something like Transformers. No sense of proportion whatsoever. It's less visceral than Chung-esque animation but in an ugly sort of way, and far less streamlined than the non-chibi anime style. Heck, it's even more blocky than the original Sunbow designs. This isn't a redesign, it's mutilation: Prime doesn't even look bad-ass, just pathetic. Can any sane individual watch a Transformers show that looks like that and take it seriously? Listen to Walsy, he's *KNOWS* about the moronic execs, man. He *KNOWS*.

Yeah, I want to try it out as well. And teh killing better be sweet!

It's in shambles. A total disgrace. First Bayformers and then this. Once again us loyal G1 fanatics get the shaft. Why must cartoon f**king network make everything look like a samurai jack clone? This isn't the powerpuff girls ffs, it's TRANSFORMERS!

Not at my best, but better than the rest. Oh and Bok, I totally pwned one your MVR buddies too.

The real question here is not if it feels good or not, but whether to hold it in or spray it out.

Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about! First death match win, baby! Bok was there too - it was glorious!

Anytime, anyplace (just like boobie ogling!) Make way evil! I'm armed to the teeth, and packing a Blankster!

That's right. The Flying Spaghetti Monster should be thanked for everything.

Anyone whose played Arcanum will know what a joke "weapon degradation" (aka let's trek back 5 levels of the dungeon after every bloody hit to find a blacksmith 'cause the designers insisted on placing freaking LAVA MONSTERS that swarm at turn-of-the-century stop motion animation speed!) can be.

Getting closer, Bok.

RAmen.