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jaguars4ever

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  1. Fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx. In old Athkatla in a house down by the dock Lies an undead necromancer with a death trap on his lock. If you should meet him you'll be soon deep down in rock Sent by the Demi-Lich that they call Kangaxx. If you're a brave one and your weapons are +4 And you've found the golden remains from the other tombs before: With luck and skill you won't end up at Toril's core. There must be fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx... ...Fifty ways to kill your Kangaxx. So don't forget to pocket pick, Rick, When he's just a plain lich, Mitch, You'll get two Rings of Gaxx, Max, Wear cumulatively. You'll just get one to start, Bart. And when the first lich is slain, Jane He'll go to Demi-Lich state, Nate: Act immediately. Read your Protection from Magic, Vajic, Or all read Scrolls of Undead, Fred, But not until he's gone Demi, Remi, Or he won't talk to thee. Summon up a Wizard Eye, Guy; Kangaxx can't imprison that, Matt. Cast yourself a Spell Immune, June, Abjuration's the key. What sort of weapons does it take to fell this foe Who's survived without a challenge since centuries ago? Are they expensive and where do you have to go... ...To get rid of Kangaxx? Some tools are pricey; perhaps you have no cash to spare And you can't shoplift from Ribald as the Amnish Guard is there. With all your abilities it doesn't seem unfair To have a cheaper way of killing Kangaxx... ...Cheaper way of killing Kangaxx... Wield the Improved Disrupting Mace, Grace, Or the Sling of Everard, Gerrard, You could use the Staff Of Rynn, Lynn, Better than +3. Knock him down with Crom Faeyr, Blair, Or the Magi's Stave, Dave, Could try the Withering Spear, Keir, To kill him expensively. But, the Carsomyr sword, Gord, Soulreaver from the Demon Knight, Dwight, Cutthroat from the tomb of Bodhi, Cody: Can be had for free. So make all the snares you can, Dan, And every Fire Elemental, Yentl. Get Hasted and Berserk, Kirk, For 55K X.P.
  2. Is anyone else not particularly impressed with the supermutant redesign? They seem to have gone with a more "realistic" approach instead of retaining the super-deformed-esque look of F1/F2 mutants & ghouls. I personally thought the old skool designs added to the retrofuture charm.
  3. If co-op is not an option, you could always try playing with yourself.
  4. I was reading about this earlier on CNN. I'm gonna have to stop by at my local 7 Eleven while it's not being robbed. http://www.cnn.com/2007/SHOWBIZ/Movies/07/...t.ap/index.html Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart? ...I doooo!
  5. Better that than having it overused and getting the Blue Screen of Death.
  6. Yep. I'd like to say it sucks donkey balls...but F3 doesn't even have any balls!
  7. What Role-Player said. Besides, bashing orphaned children in the groin with a sledgehammer or repeating shotgun is a perfectly legitimate combat tactic in the post-nuclear world. Failure to include said option will no doubt test my suspension of disbelief.
  8. A groinless targeting game is no game at all. Seriously guys, crotch botching is what FO is all about. Taking that away is like removing zombies from a Resident Evil game.
  9. --> Transformers + Oilers = FTW!1
  10. What the bloody crap? Bethesda critically hits FO3 in the groin for 698 damage. Fallout's child rearing days are now over, but at least the scars will make good party talk.
  11. What's the movie release date for you Kanadians btw?
  12. Wow, this could quite possibly be the greatest thread at SuperHeroHype: http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=277398
  13. No. Far Cry stopped likely you.
  14. Heart of Winter at 1024 x 768.
  15. This is truly awesome. "This is f***ing worse than an R.L Stine book."
  16. Just got back from Live Free or Die Hard. Yippee-ki-yay motherf***er awesomeness. Still, Apple Guy is no Jules Windu Jackson.
  17. But Fio, sTale deserves public ridicule for his thoughtless actions. Can we at least shoot him and piss on his corpse? Fo' sho, Fio. Tale brought spoilers to the forum thread, and Kor got blamed for it, and it's really turn his life upside-down face.
  18. Dammit - registration wise, we're about par, but I may actually have 1 or 2 posts to my name. :sad:
  19. Like totally, though I mostly
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