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*sigh* It's like I'm not even trying.

well I certainly wouldn't give you MY all spark. And if you want MY all spark then you're gonna have to pay for it.

Hang on - Kor reading books? WTF, mate?

System requirements are going to be killer though...

Soylent Green is sheeple!

Good job, mets. Clean 'em dry.

If you've never played Fallout without a mad scientist character build, you've never played Fallout at all.

You win the thread. Game Over! He also wins free entry into Spellmar's School for the Underprivileged.

Does this mean we now have baozi for laozi?

The only good wookie is a dead wookie. Seriously, you can make decent cash by selling pelts or some such carcass rot on Kasshyk.

Meh. Now Commando - there's a decent date movie.

You could probably browse the internet and listen to music at the same time with that rig. Don't be ridiculous. You'll need at least two more cores.

Go Hades! Give him the ol' one-two!

Hands-free happy toast.

Yes, but are you playing HL2 with your BRAIN? That's the way we roll now, dawg.

Woah, woah, woah, woah. Slow down there, guys. I think we're all missing the point Nick so eloquently made on the previous page:

So how much did you win, Mets?

Elanee likes to watch.

1. Yes. 2. Yes, it does. And as for documentation, you can forgedaboudit. It takes quite a mentally deranged person to allow you to have only one save game slot (accompanied with standard Eastern European saved-game corruption ratios) whilst placing the adjustment for the insanely horrendous default difficulty settings in the one place you wouldn't look - your friggin' inventory screen! Nb: You can't access your inventory if there are boogies in the vicinity. Brilliant.

You sure, Mes? I don't hear you fangasming like our friend Tigranes there.

Let's be serious now. Just because they mention "boobies" doesn't suddenly mean the game's destined for greatness! It all depends of the quality of said boobies. Are we restricted to side-boob cleavage or does the nipple intend to make an appearance? Further, will there be ample opportunity to showcase the 360's latest boobie jiggles per second capabilities?

There's always multi-player FEAR, Bok.

Chinese buns are people!