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I don't know, Wesley Crusher was a character for whom I never had much of an affinitty. In fact, the character often ruined a good TNG plot line solely by being on screen - imo of course <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Sorry Fio - but I think I'll prefer some teenage bratling over a schizophrenic, slack jawed, wannabe funnyman, freak any day of the week. In fact, the only good episode with Neelix was when a transporter accident merged him with Tuvok. Shame they "killed off" the new guy by the end of the episode.

A Transformer of legendary proportions, dear Gabs. Of course, many a critic claims that is was in fact Seaspray who was the one true master of the spray, but I could never get past his speech impediment.

You know, the only thing that routinely happens in EVE Online is mining. Looking for an ass rollicking space adventure? Mine. Short on cash and need to raise funds? Mine. Got your friends together and want to plunder some space booty? Mine.

Do the aforementioned laws of said Artificially-Inhibited-Gravitational-Displacement-Vector-Mechanics apply to "master-spraying" as well?

Wis : 8 Char : 20 -- Only way to do it. :D

I thought the Jews controled the world? Aren't they the ones pulling the strings behind the curtain? :ph34r: <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Actually, that's a common misconception. The one's really running the show are the Illuminati lizards.

After half a dozen "incidents" within the space of week, my theme park visitors thought so too. Business was poor for a while... ...but they came back. They always do.

No, no - you mean a dual scimitar wielding drow ranger! Not that would be kickass! " --- Also: Good review Hades. But I still think I'll give this one a miss. Just like every other MMORPG. Hades: +5 TOMBS

Ah...the glory days. The best part in those games was "deliberately" forgetting segments of the roller coaster. And so as the cart passes through the apex of the loop, it flies off into oblivion. The ensuing carnage was priceless. :D

*GASP* Ask not what Resident Evil can do for you; ask what you can do for Resident Evil.

That's no paladin...it's Ghost of Anakin!

"But you can call me MacGyver."

What Hades said. Plus without homoeroticism we wouldn't have 80's synth pop! Or Richard Dean Anderson! Or The Hoff! Now that would be bad form, folks. Bad form indeed.

Wait - you mean literally or some Paladinesque spiritual battle within?

Indeed. And if Fallout has taught us anything is that Brutish Ugly Freaks of Nature Lacking Any Semblance of Intelligence are destined to dwindle in the realms of sterility. Call it nature's safety mechanism.

Tell me more about this second 'independent rumour', Steve.

So did you get your parent/guardian's permission to register at this site? :D

Gutman thinking quick and drawing quicker, whips his .44 Magnum and quickly dispatches the would-be-auto-pilfering-ne'er-gooder. Unfortunately his short but stout partner manages to return a shot! This troubles the mighty P.I. not, as Lou Gutman catches the bullet between his teeth. But this gives 'Mr. Shorty' just enough time to make his getaway. In a last gasp effort, Gutman fires at the perp and in the distance hears, "Arrgh, my anus!" ( A ) Follow the blood-trail left by Mr. Shorty; ( B ) Examine a small note dropped during the commotion; ( C ) Draw fake moustaches on the dead perp to "strategically enhance" his villainy before the coroner arrives; ( D ) Search the car for your badge.

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Damn n00bs. <_<

He is indeed a genius. I thought he made Total Gym with his mind. He thought of it and suddenly there it was. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, baby! :cool:

Rockstar minigames. ^_^

(w00t)

I PMed you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *giggles* --- Only in Nigerian scams. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D "Pardon me my friend, but I am Nigerryan royalltee and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact I can't spell Nigerrya or royalltee."

Digital tachometers have to be the most annoying.