Everything posted by jaguars4ever
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Oblivion Reviews start rolling in
WHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!?!!?
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Southpark and Scientology
And you knew they'd parody the whole thing. :D Unfortunately, it came at a great chocolate salty cost... OMG - they killed Chef!
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Has anyone played K2 before K1?
- T.O.M.B.S: Vol. 5
The subject of this report is Eddo36. Intelligence: He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap. Wits: Eddo's nobody's fool, but maybe someone will adopt him. Charisma: He kinda has that three-legged-one-eyed-pathetic-puppy-in-the-window charm. Will: WTF is this...but I'll be damned if Eddo's got it! Manipulation: Managed to convince the entire board that he's the perfect idiot. I don't think he's perfect, but he's definitely doing alright. Artful dodging: Doesn't dodge but takes the blows head-on - he's got nothing to lose! Kung-fu: He's Eddo. He's like the Anti-Chuck. Flirting: Regularly "polls" teh h4wtest alien Star Wars chicks. Humor: It's funny because we're laughing at you Eddo, not with you. Spamming: Proudly boasts a 100% post-to-spam completion rate. Thread creation: Quantity but not quality. Every time Eddo creates a thread the board gets stupider. Merits/Flaws: XBOX Monkey Necrophiliac Public Nudist- Who here has an Xbox 360?
You are Eddo you don't have to do anything. You like the anti Chuck <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Eddowned.- Oblivion First Impressions
Assault, assault! ^_^- Oblivion First Impressions
Don't hold your breath. This is what I'm running, and for all intents and purposes, it's virtually unplayable:- Oblivion First Impressions
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Note to self: This thing is completely unplayable on a 256 MB Geforce 5700 LE.- Oblivion First Impressions
You don't say.- Oblivion First Impressions
Do none of these folks know how to objective review? It's either an "OMFGz0r F4N80Y" or a player-hating Codexer.- Supermarket Hijynx
Err..pixie? You're supposed to do the next one. And no, it's not that scene with the gratuitous sex...not quite yet. :ph34r:- Planescape: Torment
It's for the best. We wouldn't The Dak'kon's karach blade going all soft on us, when we need it the most. He's too cool for that. :cool:- Coding is a Text Adventure
Use "> n" on metadigital. "> n" is not in your inventory! Pickup "> n" "> n" is too heavy to pickup! You'll have to find some otherway to lift it. Use stick on "> n" You attempt to lever the "> n" but your stick breaks in the process! F*** you! Sorry, unable to "F*** you!"- Atomic Danger Sqaud.
Secret plan, it works! HAHAHAHAHA!! I mean, umm, there is no secret plan... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> "Mmmm - Secret Plaaaaaaaan..."- Huge bug in Jedi Council
"Relax, I'm just a Zabrak." :D- Oblivion GOLD!
So, I guess this is out tommorow...which in fact is today for some of you. *GASP* But if today is tommorow, aren't you worried about yesterday?!- Lost in transition?
Now you've REALLY done it, Calax! Can't you see? Doubt, disbelief, uncertainty...The GroinOfDespair REVELS in such things!- What are you playing now....
Say...do you have an XBOX live account, Calax?- Karsus the mad
It all makes sense now!- New nvidia card yet again!
Remember folks: Every time you overclock a kitten gets killed.- Vote Nilihus!
Fools! You would waste time and effort on these pretenders when you can have your very own HK-47?!- What are you playing now....
Especially if said mark was Ghost of Anakin.- What are you playing now....
It is if you want it to be. "- most powerful character
An interesting way I thought one can compare DS vs LS power/abilities, is to use the a D&D analogy of a Sorcerer vs Wizard (or Barbarian vs Paladin for a melee based approach). The former offers the most raw damage output, whilst the latter primarily focuses defensive based counters/buffs, thereby making them much more resilient. - T.O.M.B.S: Vol. 5