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What you say?! Engrish is also universally acceptable. Take our pop quiz for example: "This one's for the Big Million. You've used your 50-50, Phone-a-Seemingly-Useless-Freind, and Ask-the-Dumbasses-in-the-Audience. That fateful night where Zig Moved for Great Justice, rests solely on your shoulders."

Well, that takes care of Volourn. ^_^

He probably coughed a bit of his own vomit before swallowing it. It is extracheesy after all.

Half-orcs need love too. Unless like the mules, they couldn't reproduce? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> It's true you know! Half-Orcs are the progeny of rapes and to a lesser extent incest! That reminds me of when that Daelan d00d from NWN said he hopes his bravery will earn him a wife. I was so like, "Which bitch would want to stare at an ugly mug* like yours, freak!" Alas, the desired dialog option was lacking. But we must be strong for the denizens of Toril! Vote Pro-Choice and silence those who would BAN abortion of Half-Orcs from the Forgotten Realms! * "The 'ugly yet honorable' thing doesn't go down well with the chicks. Otherwise I would have bagged myself a broad come HotU."

Sci-Fi Rule # 5: If it looks like a cookie, talks like a cookie and walks like a cookie, it's fair game to eat it like a cookie. :D

Oerwinde: [+10 TOMBS]

No one said anything about completing Morrowind!

No thanks. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Blasphemer! Soon you to shall recieve your sentence. Has the imperial Magestrate reached a verdict? "I have." "Guilty or innocent?" "Spare me this mockery of justice." "I repeat, guilty or innocent?" "Innocent." "Feed her to the Sharkticons!" "Aaaaaaa....."

Death gives us sleep, eternal youth, and immortality. Take care, Jorian.

Don't forget a Transformers RPG!

"You're a very harsh master, Master. I like you." HK-47 for teh win!1 :D

:D Indeed, Brother Kaftan. Something to this effect: Baley: Crapz0rs!1 This n00b-hat3r won't 5h0w me the respect0rz th4t I derservz0r!1 Numbers: Shizzut tha fizzle up Baley. Yo' ain't nuttin' but a whiny ass bitch! Baley: STFU! We're taking teh vamp d00d back for inter0g4tion. Numbers: Yo' kizzy ta takes tha vampire up tha ass tizzy? Baley: OMFGz0r!1 That's it - I QUITz0r!!!11! Jags: We should like so diablerize him. That would be like...TOTALLY SWEET! Kaft: ...AND AWESOME! ***Jodo Kast has joined VampRPG*** Jodo Kast: Hi guys! I just wanted to see what's going on. Hope you don't mind. ) ***Jodo Kast has been kicked out of VampRPG***

Ahh...brings back the memories of our last Obsidian online PnP campaign. Yes, it didn't end well (or to be precise it didn't really end at all). But who could forget that priceless moment when Jodo randomly showed up before we proceeded to royally **** him over! :D Good times, good times Archie, Kaft, Baley, Pixies, Some Random d00d, Numbers and Ender. :cool:

...AND XML2!

Oh n0es!1 Now you've done it Meta. Now you've summoned the Groin of Despair!

That actually looks quite decent. Nice find.

O RLY?

It would be much more enjoying forcing them into a gladiatorial arena where they duke it out to the death, for our viewing pleasure. And between fight intermissions we could feed random Gungans to a hungry, ravenous Rancor. No wait - TWO Rancors! It would be glorious Gabrielle, glorious...

Thanks Hades. And Mes too albeit to a lesser extent. :D

NO.

Alright, someone remind me: When an Outsider dies on the Prime Material they return to their plane of origin. Similarly, when a denizen prime dies he/she gets sent to an outer plane conducive with their alignment. Now what happens if you get killed on the Outer Planes? Do you get sent anywhere, do you re-animate over time, or do you cease to exist?

That reminds of of a certain diplomacy game... ^_^

Wow - she was scintillating with such wisdom not seen in that part of the world. Not to mention that fanatic d00d's interjection was quashed with total pwnage. :D

*GASP* Calax is pulling an Eru! Also: What Kor said, but don't forget to ask the them for a reward. That way you'll look like heroes to the locals while lining your pockets with coin AKA RPG rule #1 . But whatever you do, don't execute RPG #2 (shamelessly looting their homes whilst they're oblivious to stop you). That, umm...doesn't always pan out the way to think it should.

Yet still no horsies?