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jaguars4ever

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Everything posted by jaguars4ever

  1. Another reason why she is great. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Which is another reason why Fall-From-Grace is great.
  2. It's also been confirmed by Gamespot! (w00t)
  3. Which signifies, boys and girls, something we call.... Peanut Butter Jelly Time! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> C'MON KIDS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well put, Bokishi. :D
  4. Which signifies, boys and girls, something we call.... Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
  5. Yo tizzle them bitches, Julian my homie!
  6. Summon Epiphany (Conjuration/Summoning) Level: 10 Range: Computer and Console Duration: 1 thread/level Casting time: Instantaneous Saving Throw: None By casting the Summon Epiphany spell the poster calls into existance a beserked demon from the Elemental Plane of Bullsh1t - The Epiphany. At first glance this appears to be some sort of troll, but upon closer examination this gibbering mass of foul vapor moves with a life of its own. Drawn towards the XBOX like a moth to a flame, Epiphany feeds on the energies surrounding and used by the thread participants. When summoned the Epiphany will go on a rampage attacking everyone in the area, including the caster. Anyone Protected from Microsoft will not be targeted by the demon. The Epiphany has no logical or rational attacks at all. However, it can be hurt by logical attacks. Each time Epiphany quotes a target poster and wraps its tendrils around him there are two major effects: First, all PS2 memory cards that the target poster possess will be drained by one block, destroying them if only one remains. Second is it causes the poster to lose one PS2 game. This is chosen at random, however, it will consume the newest title possible. The Epiphany is completely immune to ridicule, and not only that, but flaming will actually heal this creature. Only desperate or suicidal posters use this spell.
  7. "It's blonde Jim, but not as we know it."
  8. It may have tabbed browsing (finally!), but does it have a built in pop-up blocker, Ad Block, or Flash Block? Firefox.
  9. Mmkay, put your hand down now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WOWSA! Look at the seagulls!
  10. You can do that even without Myron, so effectivevly he has no redeeming qualities at all.
  11. I'll choose Imoen pink this time.
  12. jaguars4ever replied to Lucius's topic in Way Off-Topic
    I wouldn't mind having this. :D
  13. Few things are as palindromic as a boob.
  14. jaguars4ever replied to Lucius's topic in Way Off-Topic
    For $14.99 yours can be too!
  15. jaguars4ever replied to Lucius's topic in Way Off-Topic
    Nice Pixie. Well this model is my car, except it's white.
  16. Since I hold you both in high regard, you would do well to heed my warning pertaining to the absurdity that is "fried chicken". They use the absolute worst parts of the chicken in that "culinary delight", and the batter is thoroughly unhealthy: After the order was ready and paid for, the woman sat down and unwrapped her sandwich. She took a huge bite, and... wham! There was a huge glob of mayonnaise in her mouth. Annoyed, she brought it up to the cashier who had served her and demanded a new sandwich, citing that she had specifically asked for no tomatoes and no mayo. Confused, the cashier asked the workers in the back to please fix a sandwich without the dreaded mayonnaise, to which they insisted they had not put any on the first one, and prepared a replacement immediately. As she was about to take her new mayo-less McChicken Deluxe back to her table, the woman was suddenly overcome with nausea and vomited in several colors, followed by blood, onto the floor. The workers out back then opened the discarded sandwich and found that they indeed had not included mayonnaise, but a chicken patty with a pus-filled tumor.
  17. After this gets locked. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Looks like you have all your bases covered, Bok. Only way to do it. ^_^
  18. I have no idea what you're talking about.
  19. O RLY? I must say, blue is certainly a captivating choice.
  20. And you didn't take advantage of it in Baldur's Gate? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> You know, that's probably the only instance where plot wise it's actually justifiable. EDIT: I'm referring to the TOB pocket plane teleporting, just to clarify.
  21. As we seem to be stuck in a "Ground Hog Day"-esque loop with this thread, I'll just be grateful we we even get a K3!
  22. Gorian would be proud of your actions.
  23. Unless there's a substantial improvment in the number of jiggles per second, I think I'll give this one a miss.
  24. He posts at 3:41 PM?! Bloody hell, that is creepy.
  25. The word on the street is that Sweden can kick your asses.[/flamebait...sneaky ain't I?]

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