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Tell me more about this second 'independent rumour', Steve.

So did you get your parent/guardian's permission to register at this site? :D

Gutman thinking quick and drawing quicker, whips his .44 Magnum and quickly dispatches the would-be-auto-pilfering-ne'er-gooder. Unfortunately his short but stout partner manages to return a shot! This troubles the mighty P.I. not, as Lou Gutman catches the bullet between his teeth. But this gives 'Mr. Shorty' just enough time to make his getaway. In a last gasp effort, Gutman fires at the perp and in the distance hears, "Arrgh, my anus!" ( A ) Follow the blood-trail left by Mr. Shorty; ( B ) Examine a small note dropped during the commotion; ( C ) Draw fake moustaches on the dead perp to "strategically enhance" his villainy before the coroner arrives; ( D ) Search the car for your badge.

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Damn n00bs. <_<

He is indeed a genius. I thought he made Total Gym with his mind. He thought of it and suddenly there it was. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yeah, baby! :cool:

Rockstar minigames. ^_^

(w00t)

I PMed you. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> *giggles* --- Only in Nigerian scams. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> :D "Pardon me my friend, but I am Nigerryan royalltee and I need you to send me money. Please ignore the fact I can't spell Nigerrya or royalltee."

Digital tachometers have to be the most annoying.

VS <--It's clickable!

And now you review games <{POST_SNAPBACK}> mkreku is likely excluding his Commodore exploits.

Umm..is there any chance one of you can scan in a few excerpts of this literary work of art? This is for, err...research purposes only. Yeah, that's it! And all proceeds will go directly to the Save Lou Gutman Foundation. See, everyone wins! :ph34r:

Zing!

From what I've seen of the Oblivion mega movie Hades, they might just have included *GASP* dialog options this time! In MW, it got a little old randomly barking at everyone, "Background", "Rumors" and "Training".

Perhaps. If you're IN PRISON!

Exactly. Take Samurai Champloo that ended recently, for example. Yeah alright, these anime shows are scripted in advance to finish at around 20-30 eps (well, some of them) but the end result is really plush. You have character development finishing off with an action packed climatic crescendo. Little to no blurb, filler or joke episodes (apart from the episodic in-jokes).

It was already sort of in decline at that stage, so the Kromagg thing was the McGuffin to salvage things. That's kind of where Stargate SG1 is at the moment with the whole Ori gig. Some of these post-Richard Dean Anderson eps are getting painful to watch, but I'm hanging in there.

Oh yeah - I remember now. ...and eye eating! What more could a guy ask for?

Don't forget the Polygon Soup!

Fight back champ! Get revenge by using a blow-up doll. Too late.

Just count how many times they'll say 1966 in one breath. <_<

Happy 11,000th Post!

They killed the professor so it started to suck. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I thought they dumped him on one of the parallel worlds which the professor thought was their world of origin and therefore started taking credit for all the work. Wait - this was before the human-eye-eating aliens, right?