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Choda Boy happens to be the world's greatest sidekick. He did invent the Orgazmorator after all. In your face Boy Wonder.
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I would have to agree with you, Kor. But you see, the real trick is to grapple those monsters before hurling them into the abyss. Just don't gaze too long into it. Ask Nart, he'll you.
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Indeed. You see, the underlying theory is that the alligator would prefer to eat more booty than less booty. Of course my phiosophy pertains to the quaility of the booty. I mean, I'd much rather have no booty than bad booty if I were to have any booty at all.
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I defy you to find a more devastating power. In any game. Ever.
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load game/new game (Duel Core Processors)
jaguars4ever replied to Gromnir's topic in Star Wars: General Discussion
The dual core setup only seems to affect K1 & K2, Grom. Don't hold me to it but it should work fine with NwN. -
They had respawned damnit! How am I supposed to know? "
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Any room for Orgazmo and Choda Boy?
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Good point, Wally. Assuming the soldiers actions were punitive measures against the kids, we can't discredit their actions on general principle. We're not subject to a consensus unless we understand the accepted morality of the region. Justice is subjective, as its precursor, the concept of fairness. Here, punk kids receive juvenile hall - there, they receive the butt end of a stick. Each to their own I guess. And besides, anyone who can say Oh please! Don't hurt me! with such a degree of variance in both timbre and pitch is okay in my book. :D
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A group of British soldiers round up some Iraqi punk kids before going Rodney King on their collective asses. Normally I'd disapprove, but the commentary was golden! Oh yes, oh yes - you're gonna get it! Yes, naughty little boys! HaHaHaHa! Yes, yes, YESSSSS! Oh please! Don't hurt me! HaHaHaHa! You littel ****ers! Shoot at us? You gonna ****ing die! --> --> --> :ph34r:
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You cruise down Century Boulevard mentally noting the fine assortment of shady pimps, shell game peddlers and hookers as you make you way down to L.A.X. In the zone and feeling lucky, our P.I. Gutman stops first at the Virgin terminal. An eight member Armenian family is currently ahead of you in the queue as their 15 suitcases, 10 handbags, 5 dog cages and a guitar, trombone and viola cases are sluggishly checked in. You ponder to yourself whether they're planning a trip on Noah's Arc, but quickly dismiss the idea as the thought of all that procreation makes you giddy. You go and buy some food from the Chinese food stall to pass the time. As you wolf down your chow mein, you begin reading your fortune cookie, "Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok". After waiting an excruciating 25 minutes to get to the front, you ask the counter attendant to inform you of any unusual baggage recently checked in, but she rebuffs you, "You certainly don't look like any respectable cop, sir. I'm afraid I must first see your badge before I let you privy to such information.". "You kiddin' me miss? I'm Lou Gutman, Private Eye - everyone has heard of me. But since you insist...". Then you realize that you don't actually have your badge one you as it must have slipped out of you pocket into the car. You turn around heading outside, but at that moment bump into a pair of sexy stewds: ( A ) Return to the counter teller stating she doesn't need to see your badge, and offer to show her your "flight deck" instead. ( B ) Subtlety attempt to disguise yourself with the Armenian luggage as you attempt to 'check yourself in'. ( C ) Chat up the sexy stewds, offering your services as a "Captain". ( D ) Return to the car to retrieve you badge ( E ) Walk through airport turnstile sideways
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KOTOR 2: Hottest Droid Character?
jaguars4ever replied to jedi mad hatter's topic in Star Wars: General Discussion
And if by lust, you mean blood-lust, then yes - HK-47 is the droid to get this party started. Any other connotations are just wrong. Unless your name is Ghost of Anakin. -
Presenting to you ladies & gents, one of the great unsune hero cartoons of 80's fame....C.O.P.S.! Central Orginization for Police Specialists, fighting crime in a future time. Protecting empire city against Big Boss and his evil gang of thugs. These are the C.O.P.S. Seriously, this show had it all. You want humor? They had jokers like Beserko and Big Boss. You want drama? They had stiffs like Baldwin P. Vess AKA "Bulletproof" and some random guy who's name I can't remember. You want sexy femme fatales? They had sassy chicks like Officer Tina 'Mainframe' Cassidy, Suzy 'Mirage' Young and Rafaella 'Nightshade' Diamond. And let's not forget the crazy antics of colorful villains like Turbo Tutone, Buttons McBoomBoom and Louie the Plumber! Ah, and then of course there was our naughty Ms. Demeanor... And for those of you unfortunate enough to have missed this butt rolicking fun during the late 80's, I think they re-released it as Cyber C.O.P.S. during the early 90's. And even then it held its own against juggernauts like CHIP N' Dale Rescue Rangers and DuckTales Anyway, let's not digress. This thread's about C.O.P.S, right? Did I mention how this show revolutionised cartoons in more ways than one? The head leader was like, yeah, a black guy! How cool was that? Other shows during the era had stereotypical white preppies running the show...but these guys had the balls to use a black guy! Good on them, but in truth I expected no less: These are the C.O.P.S. -"Freeze! We're crooks, and this is a stick-up!" -"Freeze! We're cops, and you're under arrest!" *GASP* Oh, n0es!1 It's crime-fighting time!
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Jade Empire Is A Big Fat Financial Failure!!!
jaguars4ever replied to Volourn's topic in Computer and Console
The same people who think All Saints were a commercial success. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> They were a huge success. I don't want to have to pull an infinite amount of quotes from Google, so just accept that some people liked them. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> O RLY? -
Jade Empire Is A Big Fat Financial Failure!!!
jaguars4ever replied to Volourn's topic in Computer and Console
The same people who think All Saints were a commercial success. -
Fawlty Towers The Simpsons Seinfeld Family Guy
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Another reason why she is great. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Which is another reason why Fall-From-Grace is great.
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It's also been confirmed by Gamespot! (w00t)
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Which signifies, boys and girls, something we call.... Peanut Butter Jelly Time! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> C'MON KIDS! <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Well put, Bokishi. :D
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Which signifies, boys and girls, something we call.... Peanut Butter Jelly Time!
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Yo tizzle them bitches, Julian my homie!
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Summon Epiphany (Conjuration/Summoning) Level: 10 Range: Computer and Console Duration: 1 thread/level Casting time: Instantaneous Saving Throw: None By casting the Summon Epiphany spell the poster calls into existance a beserked demon from the Elemental Plane of Bullsh1t - The Epiphany. At first glance this appears to be some sort of troll, but upon closer examination this gibbering mass of foul vapor moves with a life of its own. Drawn towards the XBOX like a moth to a flame, Epiphany feeds on the energies surrounding and used by the thread participants. When summoned the Epiphany will go on a rampage attacking everyone in the area, including the caster. Anyone Protected from Microsoft will not be targeted by the demon. The Epiphany has no logical or rational attacks at all. However, it can be hurt by logical attacks. Each time Epiphany quotes a target poster and wraps its tendrils around him there are two major effects: First, all PS2 memory cards that the target poster possess will be drained by one block, destroying them if only one remains. Second is it causes the poster to lose one PS2 game. This is chosen at random, however, it will consume the newest title possible. The Epiphany is completely immune to ridicule, and not only that, but flaming will actually heal this creature. Only desperate or suicidal posters use this spell.
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"It's blonde Jim, but not as we know it."
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It may have tabbed browsing (finally!), but does it have a built in pop-up blocker, Ad Block, or Flash Block? Firefox.
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Mmkay, put your hand down now. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> WOWSA! Look at the seagulls!
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You can do that even without Myron, so effectivevly he has no redeeming qualities at all.