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Funny Posts - New and Improved with Same Great Taste

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    I hate those people that knock on your door and tell you how you need to be 'saved' or you will 'burn'....‬
    ‪Bloody firemen.

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Not here to change anyone's opinion of the overall quality of the Last Jedi, but...

     

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    Edited by Agiel

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    “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
     
    -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>>
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    "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

    -Rod Serling

     

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    Not here to change anyone's opinion of the overall quality of the Last Jedi, but...

     

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    A quick search tell me those eccentricities were not his normal attire.

    Probably a case of the "telephone game" where everything becomes distorted over time and retelling of the story. Im not sure if this link is any more accurate: Orde Wingate: Eccentricity in Action.

     

    For example, that link claims the alarm clock thing was:

     

     

     

    Wingate also carried a big alarm clock with him to meetings and set it for 25 minutes. After the alarm went off, he would declare the meeting over, whether the others were done speaking or not.

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    I hate those people that knock on your door and tell you how you need to be 'saved' or you will 'burn'....‬

    ‪Bloody firemen.

    "I am not some helpless canine in need of being rescued. For centuries my people have been oppressed by the upheld human society!"

     

    "Sir, your kennel is on fire."

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    Probably a case of the "telephone game" where everything becomes distorted over time and retelling of the story. Im not sure if this link is any more accurate: Orde Wingate: Eccentricity in Action.

     

    For example, that link claims the alarm clock thing was:

     

     

     

    Wingate also carried a big alarm clock with him to meetings and set it for 25 minutes. After the alarm went off, he would declare the meeting over, whether the others were done speaking or not.

     

     

    There were many reasons why Noel Coward wrote "Mad Dogs and Englishmen"...

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    Heh, I just watched that video (with lyrics) on YouTube.

     

    "But mad dogs and Englishmen
    Go out in the midday sun"

     

    :lol:

     

    BTW, you Brits are hard to understand when you talk fast! :p

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    Heh, I just watched that video (with lyrics) on YouTube.

     

    "But mad dogs and Englishmen

    Go out in the midday sun"

     

    :lol:

     

    BTW, you Brits are hard to understand when you talk fast! :p

     

    We have a history of doing patter songs.

     

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTSpFksJ9LQ

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Not here to change anyone's opinion of the overall quality of the Last Jedi, but...

     

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    Holdo's attire was the least questionable aspect of her character.

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    Not here to change anyone's opinion of the overall quality of the Last Jedi, but...

     

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    A quick search tell me those eccentricities were not his normal attire.

     

    It was for special occasions to keep the queen away

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    I wonder how modern audiences would react to Leia if Star Wars came out today.

    "A space senator would never wear cinnabuns's for hair."

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Now that's what I call Pythonic.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    This picture was posted on a website with this accompanying question; "If you were in a public place, would you feel comfortable with him sitting ten (10) feet ...away from your children?"

     

    This is the thoughtful response from one (1) of the readers; "I would gently explain to my children that while it is his absolute right to do it, I do not approve. Then I will let them know, in no uncertain terms, that if I ever catch THEM wearing brown slacks, blue socks and black shoes, IN PUBLIC, I will slap the stupid out of them." - Texas Mom

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Pretty common sight whenever we spend time in Arizona. The keys on the carabiner seem a bit much though. :p 

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    What's really wrong with that is that he's sitting with his rear exposed, should sit with a wall behind you.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Malcador sounds as paranoid as some people who have and people who don't have guns can be at times when guns are involved.

     

    Gun owner: Need a gun to protect me in case I randomly get attacked.

     

    Non gun owner: Gun owners are psychos and only scum need a gun and they have a gun they will me..

     

    Like I said. CRAZY.

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    DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250.

    Malcador sounds as paranoid as some people who have and people who don't have guns can be at times when guns are involved.

     

    Gun owner: Need a gun to protect me in case I randomly get attacked.

     

    Non gun owner: Gun owners are psychos and only scum need a gum and they have a gun they will me..

     

    Like I said. CRAZY.

    Only because I know you're out there, Volo

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    You two should meet up for some Tim Horton's or something. :lol:

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