smjjames Posted March 15, 2018 Posted March 15, 2018 I suppose the bird is talking like a pirate as that's sorta what it looks like.
Raithe Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 2 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Katphood Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) I guess this is funny:  A couple of days ago I decided to try and groom my younger cat(something he doesn't like at all). I gently lifted him, tried grooming his back but then I noticed that he is simply trying to break free. So I put him down and he briefly looks at me and then proceeds to stand up on his feet and throw his claws at me. He managed to scratch my...well, my balls. Two scratch marks to be precise. I was pretty scared at first but then I decided to treat my private part with some bandages and alcohol. I am good but who knows what could have happened under "different circumstances".  It's all good though, I didn't name him 'Ignus' for nothing.  Funny thing is that he didn't even hiss or growl, he simply stood up like a man and defended his rights! Edited March 16, 2018 by Katphood There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Â
Pidesco Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 You tried to groom your cat whilst naked? That wasn't the smartest of decisions. 1 "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian touristI am Dan Quayle of the Romans.I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.Heja Sverige!!Everyone should cuffawkle more.The wrench is your friend.
teknoman2 Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 https://imgur.com/S2Tvscb 1 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?  Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.  Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Katphood Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 You tried to groom your cat whilst naked? That wasn't the smartest of decisions. No, his claws went right through my pants. There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Â
rjshae Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
IndiraLightfoot Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 (edited) A farmer in northern Sweden wanted his cows to stay safe, so he climbed up on the barn roof in order to remove loads of snow. Well, here's what happened next. Â Â Stupid cows! Now we all know why that expression is more than just some mild swearing/insult. Edited March 16, 2018 by IndiraLightfoot 1 *** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" *** Â
algroth Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 https://twitter.com/st_rev/status/974117869624709120 Â "Brave kids spontaneously protesting ambient music all across our nation" Â 3 My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Elerond Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 Video clip of Fox news' development in issue of talking with North Korea  https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/974450928714747906 2
smjjames Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 Video clip of Fox news' development in issue of talking with North Korea  https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/974450928714747906  Vox noted that too in an article https://www.vox.com/2018/3/9/17100880/north-korea-republicans-right-conservatives-obama And I think I've seen something about liberals being flipped on it as well. Basically, it's just partianship and tribalism.
Guard Dog Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 OK, a week late but still funny  3 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Guard Dog Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 4 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Gfted1 Posted March 16, 2018 Posted March 16, 2018 *TRIGGER WARNING*  Society’s getting softer, the triggering’s getting harder.  *TRIGGER WARNING* 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa"
Raithe Posted March 17, 2018 Posted March 17, 2018 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Katphood Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 4 There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone. Â
Raithe Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 4 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 (edited) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yq9roylH-s Edited March 18, 2018 by Raithe 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
the_dog_days Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 ^ I love it how the guy looks down at the floor, sees the straw thing, and then realizes he lost.
Raithe Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 That was good, but there's something about her gulp it down, suddenly assume a ladylike pose.. pause..then chew with just the hint of a grin. 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
rjshae Posted March 18, 2018 Posted March 18, 2018 2 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
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