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I guess this is funny:

 

A couple of days ago I decided to try and groom my younger cat(something he doesn't like at all). I gently lifted him, tried grooming his back but then I noticed that he is simply trying to break free. So I put him down and he briefly looks at me and then proceeds to stand up on his feet and throw his claws at me. He managed to scratch my...well, my balls. Two scratch marks to be precise. I was pretty scared at first but then I decided to treat my private part with some bandages and alcohol. I am good but who knows what could have happened under "different circumstances".

 

It's all good though, I didn't name him 'Ignus' for nothing. :)

 

Funny thing is that he didn't even hiss or growl, he simply stood up like a man and defended his rights!

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You tried to groom your cat whilst naked? That wasn't the smartest of decisions.

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"My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
Heja Sverige!!
Everyone should cuffawkle more.
The wrench is your friend. :bat:

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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A farmer in northern Sweden wanted his cows to stay safe, so he climbed up on the barn roof in order to remove loads of snow.

Well, here's what happened next.

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Stupid cows! Now we all know why that expression is more than just some mild swearing/insult.

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*** "The words of someone who feels ever more the ent among saplings when playing CRPGs" ***

 

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Video clip of Fox news' development in issue of talking with North Korea

 

https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/974450928714747906

 

Vox noted that too in an article https://www.vox.com/2018/3/9/17100880/north-korea-republicans-right-conservatives-obama And I think I've seen something about liberals being flipped on it as well. Basically, it's just partianship and tribalism.

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OK, a week late but still funny

 

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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That was good, but there's something about her gulp it down, suddenly assume a ladylike pose.. pause..then chew with just the hint of a grin.

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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