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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKkzbbLYPuI

 

Of course I can turn off th sound and just watch her

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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Not with those nauseating every second jump cuts, you won't! Talk about devaluing a performance... Aw, who am I kidding, there's probably good reason they had to do that.

 

Does anyone know where one can find the absolute worst cover of Santa Baby? That should really get the holiday cheer going!

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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She sure like to dance about in her videos :p

 

Not really a Christmas song, but choirs here always sing it around this time.

 

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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Not with those nauseating every second jump cuts, you won't! Talk about devaluing a performance... Aw, who am I kidding, there's probably good reason they had to do that.

 

Does anyone know where one can find the absolute worst cover of Santa Baby? That should really get the holiday cheer going!

What am I a dance critic? She's hot! That's enough for me.

"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

Thomas Sowell

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Not with those nauseating every second jump cuts, you won't! Talk about devaluing a performance... Aw, who am I kidding, there's probably good reason they had to do that.

 

Does anyone know where one can find the absolute worst cover of Santa Baby? That should really get the holiday cheer going!

What am I a dance critic? She's hot! That's enough for me.

 

 

But doesn't the awful cinematography and editing take away any from that? ...No? Well, agree to disagree. :p

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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no contest

 

 

honorable mentions

 

 

 

warning: south park sweary

 

 

 

 

HA! Good Fun!

 

ps we limited to "songs," so numerous musical compositions were excluded from consideration.

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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ps we limited to "songs," so numerous musical compositions were excluded from consideration.

I can't stick to songs, gotta have some music compositions as well (eg The Dance of the Sugar-Plum Fairy).

 

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I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man

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