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Of course, he wouldn't need to be in Mexico in the version Sharpie mentioned. It's not a matter of political correctness, it is simply a more timely joke as currently constructed given the border situation. I'm surprised they didn't work ICE into the response team. The Rangers does seem an odd target. 

 

It's kind of like how all the jokes about Polish people were turned into blonde jokes during the 80's and 90's.  :thumbsup:

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Of course, he wouldn't need to be in Mexico in the version Sharpie mentioned. It's not a matter of political correctness, it is simply a more timely joke as currently constructed given the border situation. I'm surprised they didn't work ICE into the response team. The Rangers does seem an odd target. 

 

It's kind of like how all the jokes about Polish people were turned into blonde jokes during the 80's and 90's.  :thumbsup:

 

As sharpie said, it's a politically correct version, so, of course it doesn't have ICE (Immigration and Customs (as in imported goods) Enforcement for those not familiar with the acronym). In which they'd probably deport the elderly man who lived there for more than 30 years.

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A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job. The manager says, “Do you have any sales experience?” The kid says, “Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas. “Well, the boss liked the kid so he gave him the job. “You start tomorrow. I’ll come down after we close and see how you did.”

 

His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the store was locked up, the boss came down. “How many sales did you make today?” The kid says, “One.” The boss says, “Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day. How much was the sale for?”

 

Kid says, “$101,237.64.” Boss says, “$101,237.64? What the hell did you sell?”

 

Kid says, “First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department and I sold him that twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn’t think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer.”

 

The boss said, “A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?”

 

Kid says, “No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife and I said, ‘Well, your weekend’s shot, you might as well go fishing” :)

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Quote for the Day: "I agree that single-name bad guys are more awesome, like Sauron, Ganondorf, Loki, and Madonna."

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She was worried about the cops killing him, if I recall. Bit paranoid but with the crap the Baltimore cops pulled last year, who knows

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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A man walked into the bar and sit on the chair. He says to the bartender 10 shots of whiskey. The bartender says, “What’s the matter? I think it is too much.”

 

The man replies, “I found out my brother is gay and marrying with my best friend.”

 

The next day the manncomes again to the bar and orders 15 shots of whiskey.

 

The bartenders asks, “What’s wrong this time?”

 

The man answers, “I found out that my son is gay.”

 

The next day the man comes in the bar and orders 20 shots of whiskey.

 

Then the bartender asks, “Doesn’t anyone in your family like women?”

 

Shane looks up to the bartender and says, “Apparently my wife does.”

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Really? I think it's more or less a neverending stream of pats. Like a cow. Or, rather, a bull's ...

Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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Not quite sure who this person is or why it matters. But I guess the internet is nothing more than "I found someone that said something ridiculous" and that reaching everyone, as opposed to dying on the street corner like it did 30 years ago :p

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