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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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2014 Me: "In Winter Soldier, I don't see how Hydra/Nazis could infiltrate the government without anyone noticing."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young man in a three-piece suit.
"This young lawyer agreed to marry my daughter," said the first one."No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the other.And so they haggled before the King until he called for silence. "Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, "and I shall hew the young attorney in half. Each of you shall receive a half."
"Sounds good to me," said the first woman. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him."

The wise King did not hesitate a moment. "The attorney must marry the first lady's daughter," he proclaimed.

"But she was willing to hew him in two!" exclaimed the King's court.

"Indeed," said wise King Solomon, "and that proves she is, indeed, the TRUE mother-in-law."

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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One way to approach things..

 

German town pranked Neo-Nazis

 

 


Wunsiedel, a town of less than 10,000 people, was once the burial site of Nazi leader Rudolf Hess, former top deputy to Adolf Hitler. Though Hess’ body was exhumed in 2011 and the grave was destroyed, dozens of neo-Nazis still made an annual pilgrimage to Wunsiedel, marching through the town wearing black clothes and displaying green flags. (German law bans the display of Nazi iconography such as swastikas.)

 

In 2014, after enduring the annual Nazi march for over a quarter century, Wunsiedel residents responded with “Germany’s most involuntary charity walk” — a project of the Center for Democratic Culture in Germany (ZDK Deutschland).

 

The idea of the walk, labeled “Nazis against Nazis,” was to make the neo-Nazis’ march the trigger for an anti-Nazi fundraiser. For every meter the neo-Nazis walked, donors agreed to give €10 to EXIT-Deutschland, an organization that helps neo-Nazis and other right-wing extremists escape radicalism and build new lives.

Residents marked the path of the march with milestones thanking the neo-Nazis for how much money they’ve raised so far — including a big banner at the end of the march announcing that the marchers raised a total of €10,000 to fight Nazism. Banners with slogans like “If only the Führer knew!” and “Quick like a greyhound! Tough like leather! And as generous as never before” taunted the neo-Nazis along the way.

 

While this tactic has not kept Nazis out of towns like Wunsiedel entirely, it appears to have discouraged their presence. After the German town of Remagen deployed a similar tactic, ZDK Deutschland’s Fabian Wichmann told Vice that attendance at that town’s neo-Nazi march was nearly cut in half. “Last year more than 200 people came to Remagen to demonstrate,” Wichmann told the publication in 2015. “This year we started Nazis Against Nazis there and only 100 or 120 people came.”

 

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You have been posting here for a long time.... but this.... this is your best share yet!  :lol: 

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"While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

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One way to approach things..

 

German town pranked Neo-Nazis

 

 

Wunsiedel, a town of less than 10,000 people, was once the burial site of Nazi leader Rudolf Hess, former top deputy to Adolf Hitler. Though Hess’ body was exhumed in 2011 and the grave was destroyed, dozens of neo-Nazis still made an annual pilgrimage to Wunsiedel, marching through the town wearing black clothes and displaying green flags. (German law bans the display of Nazi iconography such as swastikas.)

 

In 2014, after enduring the annual Nazi march for over a quarter century, Wunsiedel residents responded with “Germany’s most involuntary charity walk” — a project of the Center for Democratic Culture in Germany (ZDK Deutschland).

 

The idea of the walk, labeled “Nazis against Nazis,” was to make the neo-Nazis’ march the trigger for an anti-Nazi fundraiser. For every meter the neo-Nazis walked, donors agreed to give €10 to EXIT-Deutschland, an organization that helps neo-Nazis and other right-wing extremists escape radicalism and build new lives.

Residents marked the path of the march with milestones thanking the neo-Nazis for how much money they’ve raised so far — including a big banner at the end of the march announcing that the marchers raised a total of €10,000 to fight Nazism. Banners with slogans like “If only the Führer knew!” and “Quick like a greyhound! Tough like leather! And as generous as never before” taunted the neo-Nazis along the way.

 

While this tactic has not kept Nazis out of towns like Wunsiedel entirely, it appears to have discouraged their presence. After the German town of Remagen deployed a similar tactic, ZDK Deutschland’s Fabian Wichmann told Vice that attendance at that town’s neo-Nazi march was nearly cut in half. “Last year more than 200 people came to Remagen to demonstrate,” Wichmann told the publication in 2015. “This year we started Nazis Against Nazis there and only 100 or 120 people came.”

 

Just shows that when you have a brain, you don't have to resort to violence.

 

 

This would actually be quite interesting as well as amusing...

 

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Try Dragonfall

 

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"Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan

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This would actually be quite interesting as well as amusing...

 

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good thing this is a game developer's forum. lets hope they take notice

 

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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"Charlottesville white supremacists 'terrified' of being exposed online, losing their jobs There should be a site for this called Tikileaks"

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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