Malcador Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
rjshae Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Raithe Posted July 12, 2017 Posted July 12, 2017 “How much experience do you have robbing banks?” he said. “Um,” I said. “What’s the statute of limitations for bank robbery?” He thought for a moment. “I don’t think there is one.” “Then none. I have no experience robbing banks whatsoever.” 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
algroth Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 (Not sure if "sodding" is allowed here. If not I'll spoiler.) My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Bartimaeus Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 it ain't sodding censored, innit? 2 Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.
algroth Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 it ain't sodding censored, innit? :D My Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/alephg Currently playing: Roadwarden
Raithe Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 I know we're trying to avoid politics in the humour thread, but .... Andy Serkis reading Donald Trump twitter comments in Gollum's voice? - It's about the 4 minute mark in the video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64mWOoj68qo 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 3 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
SonicMage117 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 1 Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail...
teknoman2 Posted July 13, 2017 Posted July 13, 2017 2 The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder. -Teknoman2- What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past? Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born! We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did. Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.
Raithe Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Now, just imagine the game that would go with this character sheet.... 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Raithe Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
the_dog_days Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 Snip Its also responsible for my hate of talking dogs and their human pets.
rjshae Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 1 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
rjshae Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 7 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Gromnir Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 image along similar lines http://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/ex-nasa-engineer-builds-worlds-largest-super-soaker-180964056/ HA! Good Fun! "If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927) "Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)
SonicMage117 Posted July 14, 2017 Posted July 14, 2017 1 Just what do you think you're doing?! You dare to come between me and my prey? Is it a habit of yours to scurry about, getting in the way and causing bother? What are you still bothering me for? I'm a Knight. I'm not interested in your childish games. I need my rest. Begone! Lest I draw my nail...
rjshae Posted July 15, 2017 Posted July 15, 2017 5 "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."
Guard Dog Posted July 15, 2017 Posted July 15, 2017 (edited) https://youtu.be/0QaAKi0NFkA Edited July 15, 2017 by Guard Dog 1 "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell
Agiel Posted July 15, 2017 Posted July 15, 2017 The relative silence over Liu Xiaobo's death reminds me of this opening from Norm Macdonald's podcast: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgFKLtv0ijw Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling
Raithe Posted July 15, 2017 Posted July 15, 2017 5 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
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