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The comment section is also pure gold.

 

Muahahaha.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi06BRTBc7Y

 

LOL at comment section under that Rock sketch. SJWs strikes hardcore at SNL for they once produced funny sketch xD

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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The comment section is also pure gold.

 

Muahahaha.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi06BRTBc7Y

 

 

LOL at comment section under that Rock sketch. SJWs strikes hardcore at SNL for they once produced funny sketch xD

 

 

Not that I want to drag politics into the comedy thread but the people triggered here are clearly not "SJW liberals" (can't be because all SNL writers ARE obviously liberals and SJWs). It's mostly our heroic defenders of free speech that are triggered and outraged here, going by the comments. ;)

No mind to think. No will to break. No voice to cry suffering.

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Kanadians aren't nice. Anyone who actually believes that bull**** has never talked to a REAL Kanadian .

Nice Canadian Volo letting others know that not all Canadians are nice.

Yup they're not. But they labour under delusions of not being jerks, racists or general trash.

 

But at least Volo isn't so bad. For a rural type. :p

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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The comment section is also pure gold.

 

Muahahaha.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pi06BRTBc7Y

 

 

LOL at comment section under that Rock sketch. SJWs strikes hardcore at SNL for they once produced funny sketch xD

 

 

Not that I want to drag politics into the comedy thread but the people triggered here are clearly not "SJW liberals" (can't be because all SNL writers ARE obviously liberals and SJWs). It's mostly our heroic defenders of free speech that are triggered and outraged here, going by the comments. ;)

 

dont dig it, they are calling for censorship, does not ring bell as defenders of free speech

I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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by the emperor, magic is herecy! i think an exterminatus is in order here

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The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

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What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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his tree was not a giant tree. but he could have planted it a bit further from the sidewalk or chosen a tree that grows roots vertically instead of sideways

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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by the emperor, magic is herecy! i think an exterminatus is in order here

 

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Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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by the emperor, magic is herecy! i think an exterminatus is in order here

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Was looking for an Aquila wallpaper for work and found that. Using that instead :lol:

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only surprise: all the right moves, a football movie, had only one on-field running scene? 

 

we will note tom cruise failed to switch the ball to his outside/sideline hand.  craig t. nelson likely addressed this mistake when the team reviewed game tape.

 

HA! Good Fun!

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

"Im indifferent to almost any murder as long as it doesn't affect me or mine."--Gfted1 (September 30, 2019)

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heh, i was using one of those for the last 2 days

The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

 

-Teknoman2-

What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

 

Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

 

Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

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