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could be here all day.

 

what would she do if she weren't an actress?  world's most self-absorbed pilates instructor?  is "personal shopper" still a thing?  

 

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"If there be time to expose through discussion the falsehood and fallacies, to avert the evil by the processes of education, the remedy to be applied is more speech, not enforced silence."Justice Louis Brandeis, Concurring, Whitney v. California, 274 U.S. 357 (1927)

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Well, this is amusing,, but it's a serious point.

 

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They don't teach home economics in school any more?

 

When I was in school it was mandatory and they taught most of the things in the image though most people I knew learned these things at home either because they had to take care of themselves or they had decent parents.

 

I guess now that I think about it when I got to boot camp only me and a couple other country bumpkins knew how to sew

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Heh, by my senior year in HS I had one required course and six electives. So I did what every self respecting slacker senior would do, took: Sewing, cooking, woodshop (1st words out of the teachers mouth "don't make any smoking bowls"), clay class (same instructions as woodshop), psychology and sociology. If you held a gun to my head I could make you a bitchin' shark shape pillow.

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They keep cutting electives because we need to reed, rite, and math better.  It's stupid, but it is what happens when you have a bunch of politicians trying to create educational policies and are more concerned with test scores than the foundations of our school systems.

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I've always found sewing to be extremely relaxing, keeping the hands busy while the mind wanders, and gives a sharp reminder if ones mind wanders too much. It's a lot like marital obligations really.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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I used to know how to sew, but it's been so bloody long since I had to.. I probably have forgotten half of it.

"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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"Turned wrong way round, the relentless unforeseen was what we schoolchildren studied as 'History,' harmless history, where everything unexpected in its own time is chronicled on the page as inevitable. The terror of the unforeseen is what the science of history hides, turning a disaster into an epic.”

 

-Philip Roth, The Plot Against America

 

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