Keyrock Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Interestingly, while I mostly closely align with Republican candidates, I most closely align with Libertarians according to this, though I'm not super aligned with any one party. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Gorgon Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 No great surprise there. Why are there no questions on campaign finance, Sanders is hardly the only one going on about that. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all.
Keyrock Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Somewhat off topic, but I have to mention that I get a kick out of the suggestive Mona Lisa-esque smile Hillary picture they used. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Zoraptor Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I'd apparently be voting for Bernie- then Stein/ Clinton (lol)/ Johnson- and supporting the Green Party. No great surprises, except that I'd never vote for any Hillary other than Sir Ed. And he's dead, unfortunately. I quite like that test even if there were a couple of questions I wasn't really qualified to answer. I actually come out as mildly left wing and mildly libertarian on their 'political compass' rather than radically left/ libertarian as with the actual political compass test which is definitely a better estimate of my actual philosophy. And when I did the NZ version before the last election I was rather baffled to end up with a recommendation to vote for our Trump equivalent first time I took it.
Elerond Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) I got Bernie (93%), Stein(91%), Hillary (83%), Bloomberg(77%) but when I actually looked what they had answered and what were important for them (according to quiz maker as they don't have actual answers from candidates but they have guessed their stance from their public statements) compared to me, I would say that Bloomberg would be actually closest candidate for me. But it is quite typical that election quizzes and machines don't have algorithms that can sort anything else than black and white options. Also my answers to social political questions kill all possibility that said quiz will ever offer me Republican candidate, as Kasich is closest to me in those questions with 12%, then Carson with 8%, Rubio with 1% and Cruz with 0% and Trump seem not have given answers to those questions. Where Sanders is in 95%, Stein 94%, Clinton 83%, Johnson 77% and Bloomberg 59% Edited February 25, 2016 by Elerond
HoonDing Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I vote NOMA'AM. 1 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Raithe Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."
Chilloutman Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Quite scary guys. I get it that you like socialists but agree on 95% with Bernie? Scary as hell 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene"
Meshugger Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/how_much_like_hitler_are_you I am 4% Hitler. How much Hitler are you? Edited February 25, 2016 by Meshugger "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
Rostere Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Lots of Bernie Sanders people in here. "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"
Namutree Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/how_much_like_hitler_are_you I am 4% Hitler. How much Hitler are you? 0% Not much of a surprise really. "Good thing I don't heal my characters or they'd be really hurt." Is not something I should ever be thinking. I use blue text when I'm being sarcastic.
Drowsy Emperor Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I got 24%, so I must be mini-me from Austin Powers И погибе Српски кнез Лазаре,И његова сва изгибе војска, Седамдесет и седам иљада;Све је свето и честито билоИ миломе Богу приступачно.
Malcador Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 0% and I even invaded Poland. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra
aluminiumtrioxid Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/how_much_like_hitler_are_you I am 4% Hitler. How much Hitler are you? 9%. I'm twice the Hitler you are! "Lulz is not the highest aspiration of art and mankind, no matter what the Encyclopedia Dramatica says."
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/how_much_like_hitler_are_you I am 4% Hitler. How much Hitler are you? 57%, so half a Hitler. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Amentep Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 Apparently "isidewith" presidential poll puts me closest to Jill Stein (82%) followed by Gary Johnson (81%), Bernie Sanders (80%), then Ted Cruz (78%). I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man
Keyrock Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 (edited) I'm 0% Hitler. I always thought of myself as more of a Mussolini anyway. http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_fascist_are_you I'm 18% fascist. Edited February 25, 2016 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Gorth Posted February 25, 2016 Author Posted February 25, 2016 I always thought of myself as more of a Mussolini anyway. Wouldn't that be Moussolini (all hail our new rodent overlords)? 2 “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
Keyrock Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I always thought of myself as more of a Mussolini anyway. Wouldn't that be Moussolini (all hail our new rodent overlords)? RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
aluminiumtrioxid Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 I'm 0% Hitler. I always thought of myself as more of a Mussolini anyway. http://www.gotoquiz.com/how_fascist_are_you I'm 18% fascist. I'm apparently 0% fascist. Gotta admit though, I chuckled at "(homosexuality is) a natural ballance of nature". "Lulz is not the highest aspiration of art and mankind, no matter what the Encyclopedia Dramatica says."
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 0% Fascist but a Halftler. What does this mean? "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Keyrock Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 0% Fascist but a Halftler. What does this mean? Maybe you're the gentle, tender half of Hitler? The misunderstood half. The half that just wanted to be loved. 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 0% Fascist but a Halftler. What does this mean? Maybe you're the gentle, tender half of Hitler? The misunderstood half. The half that just wanted to be loved. So I'm a mediocre painter who wants to live on a farm with a much younger woman? 5 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Keyrock Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 0% Fascist but a Halftler. What does this mean?Maybe you're the gentle, tender half of Hitler? The misunderstood half. The half that just wanted to be loved. So I'm a mediocre painter who wants to live on a farm with a much younger woman? You wouldn't be the first. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Oerwinde Posted February 25, 2016 Posted February 25, 2016 48% fascist, 9% Hitler. Not bad. The area between the balls and the butt is a hotbed of terrorist activity.
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