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by this police officer?

 

https://instagram.com/lyudmila_milevich/

 

I know I would consider committing a crime with her nearby :D

 

It apparently is a police officer in Kiev, Ukraine. I've seen some attractive ones on road patrol in Poland too, while i got a speeding ticket (LUCKY ME). I failed to get similar experiences in other EU countries and sure as hell I avoid any contact with the Police in crazy US or even less crazy Canada. I think I've seen some nice looking ones in Russia in Moscow, but it looked more like models event than actual police patrol (shades and too short shorts) so cannot qualify them in the same category.

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Obviously to have some conversation with the officer, right?

I can have conversations with police officers without commuting a crime and getting arrested. You know, like, when they're off duty?

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Obviously to have some conversation with the officer, right?

I can have conversations with police officers without commuting a crime and getting arrested. You know, like, when they're off duty?

 

 

Maaan you are waaaay too serious...

 

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by this police officer?

 

https://instagram.com/lyudmila_milevich/

 

I know I would consider committing a crime with her nearby :D

 

It apparently is a police officer in Kiev, Ukraine. I've seen some attractive ones on road patrol in Poland too, while i got a speeding ticket (LUCKY ME). I failed to get similar experiences in other EU countries and sure as hell I avoid any contact with the Police in crazy US or even less crazy Canada. I think I've seen some nice looking ones in Russia in Moscow, but it looked more like models event than actual police patrol (shades and too short shorts) so cannot qualify them in the same category.

 

Yeah, I really wouldn't mind getting caught by her...in fact I would demand a strip search just in case I missed something illegal  :sweat:

 

 

I remember 3 years ago I was leaving a dance festival in Belgium called Tomorrowland and there was a large line of Belgium Police waiting at the exit including several really attractive Policewomen who were there to ensure there was no violence or issues  due to the large numbers of people . They were trying to take the job seriously but I'm sure you can imagine the vibe and state in everyone was  in after 3 days of festivities so the cops knew this was a very easy job and a relaxed job

 

Anyway I walked/stumbled up to two Policewomen and said " its fine...I don't mind..I consent to a strip search " ...they both laughed and we ended up chatting about where I was from and what I thought about Belgium :)

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Would you like to get arrested by this police officer?

No, not really...but um, thanks for the inquiry? :unsure:

 

I can have conversations with police officers without committing a crime and getting arrested. You know, like, when they're off duty?

You can usually have them even when they're on duty...there's just generally a limit to how long they'll stick around and humor you (though it depends on exactly what they're doing).

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Would you like to get arrested by this police officer?

No, not really...but um, thanks for the inquiry? :unsure:

 

I don't believe you Barti.....you would lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvve  to be arested by her....think of all the much needed  discipline she could inflict on you.. :fdevil:

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Not really. Not only would going to jail suck, but her face looks a little weird to me.

 

I want her to arrest my girlfriend too if you know what I mean hurr durr.

If you guys want to try handcuffs that badly, there's easier ways than getting arrested.

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Not really. Not only would going to jail suck, but her face looks a little weird to me.

 

I want her to arrest my girlfriend too if you know what I mean hurr durr.

If you guys want to try handcuffs that badly, there's easier ways than getting arrested.

 

 

But its not that authentic

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No.  If I was getting arrested the attractiveness and gender of my arresting officer would be of no consequence.  My mind would be far too occupied with thoughts of "****, I'm going to jail" and "how do I get out of this one?" to be having sexual fantasies about the person who put the cuffs on me.  I mean, if this were a porn movie, I'd offer her some kielbasa and good times would follow.  Sadly, real life doesn't work like a porn movie (bummer) and offering her some kielbasa would make a bad situation significantly worse.

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No.  If I was getting arrested the attractiveness and gender of my arresting officer would be of no consequence.  My mind would be far too occupied with thoughts of "****, I'm going to jail" and "how do I get out of this one?" to be having sexual fantasies about the person who put the cuffs on me.  I mean, if this were a porn movie, I'd offer her some kielbasa and good times would follow.  Sadly, real life doesn't work like a porn movie (bummer) and offering her some kielbasa would make a bad situation significantly worse.

If you had some actual kielbasa on you it might work out in your favor. I could offer some haggis but I think that would go down badly.

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You would be better off requesting a ride-along.  Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift.  It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works.  Although that might only be an option in the crazy US.  :p

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You would be better off requesting a ride-along.  Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift.  It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works.  Although that might only be an option in the crazy US.   :p

 

I like the idea of the ride-along 

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You would be better off requesting a ride-along.  Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift.  It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works.  Although that might only be an option in the crazy US.   :p

 

I did a ride along when I got out of the Navy (was considering following my fathers footsteps). It was hours of boredom punctuated by a few minutes of excitement. I think the only call we got during my ride was an alarm at some business. On the other hand, we got free lunch at the local Burger King. :lol:

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Would you like to get arrested by this police officer?

No, not really...but um, thanks for the inquiry? :unsure:

 

I don't believe you Barti.....you would lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvve  to be arested by her....think of all the much needed  discipline she could inflict on you.. :fdevil:

 

 

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You would be better off requesting a ride-along. Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift. It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works. Although that might only be an option in the crazy US. :p

Doesn't seem like much fun, but that is a good approach for PR. Wonder if they have that here, though with our cops I figure it would be so blatantly staged.

 

Maybe women cops aren't insecure hard types like the male ones I know.

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I don't know why they would need to stage anything on a ride-along.  Your average patrol is going to be pretty boring no matter what.  I know you think most cops roam the streets knocking over old ladies and roughing up shopkeepers, but that is probably only done on special occasions.   :thumbsup:

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You would be better off requesting a ride-along. Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift. It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works. Although that might only be an option in the crazy US. :p

Doesn't seem like much fun, but that is a good approach for PR. Wonder if they have that here, though with our cops I figure it would be so blatantly staged.

 

Maybe women cops aren't insecure hard types like the male ones I know.

 

 

Malc why do you think it would be staged? How do you think your cops behave off the public limelight?

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"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” -  George Bernard Shaw

"What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela

 

 

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