Darkpriest Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 by this police officer? https://instagram.com/lyudmila_milevich/ I know I would consider committing a crime with her nearby :D It apparently is a police officer in Kiev, Ukraine. I've seen some attractive ones on road patrol in Poland too, while i got a speeding ticket (LUCKY ME). I failed to get similar experiences in other EU countries and sure as hell I avoid any contact with the Police in crazy US or even less crazy Canada. I think I've seen some nice looking ones in Russia in Moscow, but it looked more like models event than actual police patrol (shades and too short shorts) so cannot qualify them in the same category. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Why would I want to get caught? I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkpriest Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 Why would I want to get caught? Obviously to have some conversation with the officer, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Obviously to have some conversation with the officer, right?I can have conversations with police officers without commuting a crime and getting arrested. You know, like, when they're off duty? I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 If you like women in uniform you should Google up the IDF ladies. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkpriest Posted July 13, 2015 Author Share Posted July 13, 2015 (edited) Obviously to have some conversation with the officer, right?I can have conversations with police officers without commuting a crime and getting arrested. You know, like, when they're off duty? Maaan you are waaaay too serious... @Gfted1 By IDF you mean Israeli Defense Force? I recall some being nice, but I did not go to Israel myself... there are later some issues when you try to get into other countries in the region if customs officers see you have Israeli visa... I was considering doing so and then getting a new passport afterwards though. Edited July 13, 2015 by Darkpriest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 by this police officer? https://instagram.com/lyudmila_milevich/ I know I would consider committing a crime with her nearby :D It apparently is a police officer in Kiev, Ukraine. I've seen some attractive ones on road patrol in Poland too, while i got a speeding ticket (LUCKY ME). I failed to get similar experiences in other EU countries and sure as hell I avoid any contact with the Police in crazy US or even less crazy Canada. I think I've seen some nice looking ones in Russia in Moscow, but it looked more like models event than actual police patrol (shades and too short shorts) so cannot qualify them in the same category. Yeah, I really wouldn't mind getting caught by her...in fact I would demand a strip search just in case I missed something illegal I remember 3 years ago I was leaving a dance festival in Belgium called Tomorrowland and there was a large line of Belgium Police waiting at the exit including several really attractive Policewomen who were there to ensure there was no violence or issues due to the large numbers of people . They were trying to take the job seriously but I'm sure you can imagine the vibe and state in everyone was in after 3 days of festivities so the cops knew this was a very easy job and a relaxed job Anyway I walked/stumbled up to two Policewomen and said " its fine...I don't mind..I consent to a strip search " ...they both laughed and we ended up chatting about where I was from and what I thought about Belgium 1 "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Would you like to get arrested by this police officer? No, not really...but um, thanks for the inquiry? I can have conversations with police officers without committing a crime and getting arrested. You know, like, when they're off duty? You can usually have them even when they're on duty...there's just generally a limit to how long they'll stick around and humor you (though it depends on exactly what they're doing). Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Would you like to get arrested by this police officer? No, not really...but um, thanks for the inquiry? I don't believe you Barti.....you would lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvve to be arested by her....think of all the much needed discipline she could inflict on you.. "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blarghagh Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I want her to arrest my girlfriend too if you know what I mean hurr durr. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Not really. Not only would going to jail suck, but her face looks a little weird to me. I want her to arrest my girlfriend too if you know what I mean hurr durr. If you guys want to try handcuffs that badly, there's easier ways than getting arrested. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chilloutman Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Not really. Not only would going to jail suck, but her face looks a little weird to me. I want her to arrest my girlfriend too if you know what I mean hurr durr. If you guys want to try handcuffs that badly, there's easier ways than getting arrested. But its not that authentic 1 I'm the enemy, 'cause I like to think, I like to read. I'm into freedom of speech, and freedom of choice. I'm the kinda guy that likes to sit in a greasy spoon and wonder, "Gee, should I have the T-bone steak or the jumbo rack of barbecue ribs with the side-order of gravy fries?" I want high cholesterol! I wanna eat bacon, and butter, and buckets of cheese, okay?! I wanna smoke a Cuban cigar the size of Cincinnati in the non-smoking section! I wanna run naked through the street, with green Jell-O all over my body, reading Playboy magazine. Why? Because I suddenly may feel the need to, okay, pal? I've SEEN the future. Do you know what it is? It's a 47-year-old virgin sitting around in his beige pajamas, drinking a banana-broccoli shake, singing "I'm an Oscar Meyer Wiene" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 ......but her face looks a little weird to me.Too much airbrush. I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Too much make-up and stuff. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyrock Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 No. If I was getting arrested the attractiveness and gender of my arresting officer would be of no consequence. My mind would be far too occupied with thoughts of "****, I'm going to jail" and "how do I get out of this one?" to be having sexual fantasies about the person who put the cuffs on me. I mean, if this were a porn movie, I'd offer her some kielbasa and good times would follow. Sadly, real life doesn't work like a porn movie (bummer) and offering her some kielbasa would make a bad situation significantly worse. RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 No. If I was getting arrested the attractiveness and gender of my arresting officer would be of no consequence. My mind would be far too occupied with thoughts of "****, I'm going to jail" and "how do I get out of this one?" to be having sexual fantasies about the person who put the cuffs on me. I mean, if this were a porn movie, I'd offer her some kielbasa and good times would follow. Sadly, real life doesn't work like a porn movie (bummer) and offering her some kielbasa would make a bad situation significantly worse. If you had some actual kielbasa on you it might work out in your favor. I could offer some haggis but I think that would go down badly. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 No but I wouldn't mind being frisked by her. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 You would be better off requesting a ride-along. Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift. It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works. Although that might only be an option in the crazy US. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 You would be better off requesting a ride-along. Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift. It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works. Although that might only be an option in the crazy US. I like the idea of the ride-along "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 You would be better off requesting a ride-along. Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift. It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works. Although that might only be an option in the crazy US. I did a ride along when I got out of the Navy (was considering following my fathers footsteps). It was hours of boredom punctuated by a few minutes of excitement. I think the only call we got during my ride was an alarm at some business. On the other hand, we got free lunch at the local Burger King. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bartimaeus Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 Would you like to get arrested by this police officer? No, not really...but um, thanks for the inquiry? I don't believe you Barti.....you would lovvvvvvvvvvvvvvve to be arested by her....think of all the much needed discipline she could inflict on you.. Quote How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart. In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 You would be better off requesting a ride-along. Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift. It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works. Although that might only be an option in the crazy US. Doesn't seem like much fun, but that is a good approach for PR. Wonder if they have that here, though with our cops I figure it would be so blatantly staged. Maybe women cops aren't insecure hard types like the male ones I know. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 I don't know why they would need to stage anything on a ride-along. Your average patrol is going to be pretty boring no matter what. I know you think most cops roam the streets knocking over old ladies and roughing up shopkeepers, but that is probably only done on special occasions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BruceVC Posted July 13, 2015 Share Posted July 13, 2015 You would be better off requesting a ride-along. Most police departments in the US have programs where you can ride along with an officer for a shift. It's pretty fun, and a good way to see how law enforcement actually works. Although that might only be an option in the crazy US. Doesn't seem like much fun, but that is a good approach for PR. Wonder if they have that here, though with our cops I figure it would be so blatantly staged. Maybe women cops aren't insecure hard types like the male ones I know. Malc why do you think it would be staged? How do you think your cops behave off the public limelight? "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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