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The Not Too Creepy Pretty Women Thread

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Old thread.

 

I'm being optimistic with the title.

"Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater."
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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    I just did the 'head jerking away from over-friendly dog' movement without thinking.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    I'm being optimistic with the title.

     

    Well that narrows it down...

     

     

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

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    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Obviously hella photoshopped, but something about the look and the mystery and the ornateness of the mask makes me think this lady is very pretty.

     

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    She was a smart girl until she fell in love

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    She was a smart girl until she fell in love

    Are you writing fanfiction based on the women on this thread?

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Shame she has too much ink for me.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    Why would someone ruin their skin like that...

    "because they filled mommy with enough mythic power to become a demi-god" - KP

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    Tattoos? Guys, you aren't noticing the most important thing. That's some sweet ass Darth Vadar figurine on her nightstand... and the light is a lightsaber? Guys, she could be the one.

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    probably the photographer's place, but a man can dream

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    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    Tattoos? Guys, you aren't noticing the most important thing. That's some sweet ass Darth Vadar figurine on her nightstand... and the light is a lightsaber? Guys, she could be the one.

     

    Thats a LEGO alarm clock Vader by the way.

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    You know on other forums they name the woman. On this forum we name the novelty alarm clock.

    "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

                 -Elwood Blues

     

    tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    We are concerned with the important things.

     

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Tattoos? Guys, you aren't noticing the most important thing. That's some sweet ass Darth Vadar figurine on her nightstand... and the light is a lightsaber? Guys, she could be the one.

    And a Boba Fett tattoo.

     

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Walsingham said:

    I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe.

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    Tattoos? Guys, you aren't noticing the most important thing. That's some sweet ass Darth Vadar figurine on her nightstand... and the light is a lightsaber? Guys, she could be the one.

    And a Boba Fett tattoo.

     

    That's not even the nerdiest thing there. That's SKELETOR from He-Man above it. XD

    Well, I might as well throw in a general weeks start to this fresh thread after my absence...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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