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So, apparently, from now on, DeMarco Murray shall be known as "Spray Tan".  

 

I gotta admit, that's a pretty great nickname.  :lol:

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The Factory of Sadness is back in production.

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So the Niners season is over, and I imagine they'll be parting ways with the coach soon enough.  That team is a mess.

He may have even been playing against his future team this week.

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Christ Almighty, where'd ya pahk the cah, the crowd noise, I thought this game was in Foxborough, not the Murph. Bastard Nor'eastern transplant handjobs cheering their hack squad in someone else's backyard ... and Philip, WTF Trickles showed up, not Rivers, son of a bitch, four consecutive three-and-outs by NE and nothing to show for it. Your defense says get stuffed, Phil.  

All Stop. On Screen.

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People are chanting Brady in San Diego, that's sad on the Chargers.

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So the Niners season is over, and I imagine they'll be parting ways with the coach soon enough. That team is a mess.

As a Niners fan, I was actually hoping the Raiders would win just so I could hate watch Kaepernick's press conference. He didn't disappoint.

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The dream of a 6-10 division winner lives!  We're getting close.  Please let this happen!

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So the Niners season is over, and I imagine they'll be parting ways with the coach soon enough.  That team is a mess.

He may have even been playing against his future team this week.

 

Nope. He's going to go coach Michigan. Because I deserve at least one football team that doesn't suck.
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I think we should compile a list of the best active NFL player names.  I'll nominate a few to get us started:

 

Barkevious Mingo

Frostee Rucker

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

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Overheard at the Cleveland-Cinci game

 

Referee: "This is the 2-minute warning."

Cleveland Fans: "Thanks be to God."

 

 

Manziel stats with a minute left in 1st half :  4/9 22 yds 2 int QBR 12.0    :facepalm:  

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The Factory of Sadness is at maximum production.

 

Meanwhile, in the NFC South

 

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Hows that Johnny Football working for you, Cleveland?

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Awesome win for the Cowboys, the playoff race in the NFC is still super tight (damn you Vikes for not beating Detroit, you had so many chances) so they needed that win badly.

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Almost all of the teams I wanted to win today lost. Stupid game. :( It all started with a horrible Packers game...

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Almost all of the teams I wanted to win today lost. Stupid game. :( It all started with a horrible Packers game...

That was a shockingly bad performance by Aaron Rodgers.

 

Cowboys

Eagles

Packers

Lions

Seahawks

 

One of those teams, at either 11-5 or 10-6, is going to miss the playoffs.  Meanwhile, we're guaranteed that a team at no better than .500 will get in.

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Shockingly bad performance all around by the offense, except for Lacey, (why wouldn't they give the ball more to him, given his ridiculous average yards per attempt!?). On the other hand, the thing that everyone was worrying about, our defense, actually looked pretty good - not that it should've been that big of a challenge, given the Bills' offense. Nevertheless, though.

 

And then to top it off, both the Vikings and the 49ers lost...the Vikings were so close, too. Stupid division...

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How I have existed fills me with horror. For I have failed in everything - spelling, arithmetic, riding, tennis, golf; dancing, singing, acting; wife, mistress, whore, friend. Even cooking. And I do not excuse myself with the usual escape of 'not trying'. I tried with all my heart.

In my dreams, I am not crippled. In my dreams, I dance.

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Woot!  I just got an early Christmas present from the Skins.  Cowboys can clinch the division tomorrow.

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