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The internet informs me that I have to take the nearest book, turn to page 45, and the first sentence explains my lovelife.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Now Gandalf led the way."

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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Mine would be a series of "****"s on this forum, which is pretty much my sex life.

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"I originally just wanted to ignore this, but I can't sleep, so why not." - majestic

"I murdered my entire family as well as the police and priests investigating me for murdering my entire family in the name of Satan. Good times." - Bartimaeus

"I will undoubtedly cave and buy this since Nintendo has me by the balls with Shin Megami Tensei V." - Keyrock

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Mine would be a series of "****"s on this forum, which is pretty much my sex life.

 

Chuck Palaniuk?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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So I'm gay ?

 

Maybe you should just consider naturism.

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"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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"Literals. Such as numbers and strings"

 

I have no idea.

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Mine would be a series of "****"s on this forum, which is pretty much my sex life.

 

Chuck Palaniuk?

 

Yup.

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"I originally just wanted to ignore this, but I can't sleep, so why not." - majestic

"I murdered my entire family as well as the police and priests investigating me for murdering my entire family in the name of Satan. Good times." - Bartimaeus

"I will undoubtedly cave and buy this since Nintendo has me by the balls with Shin Megami Tensei V." - Keyrock

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"Literals. Such as numbers and strings"

 

I have no idea.

 

YOU have no idea? What the **** am I supposed to do? **** hobbits?

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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I think this proves most members here have very strange sex lives.

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"I originally just wanted to ignore this, but I can't sleep, so why not." - majestic

"I murdered my entire family as well as the police and priests investigating me for murdering my entire family in the name of Satan. Good times." - Bartimaeus

"I will undoubtedly cave and buy this since Nintendo has me by the balls with Shin Megami Tensei V." - Keyrock

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I think this proves most members here have very strange sex lives.

 

This is so very surprising.

 

I know, I figured most of you didn't have sex lives.

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"I originally just wanted to ignore this, but I can't sleep, so why not." - majestic

"I murdered my entire family as well as the police and priests investigating me for murdering my entire family in the name of Satan. Good times." - Bartimaeus

"I will undoubtedly cave and buy this since Nintendo has me by the balls with Shin Megami Tensei V." - Keyrock

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"Adventurers are extraordinary people, driven by a thirst for excitement into a life that others would never dare lead."

 

Seriously, p.45, new edition D&D Player's Handbook. I think my 'thirst for excitement' ended after her husband found out. 

 

 

 

Incidentally as a painful aside, my lower back just locked up harder than concrete for the first time in its life ... how exactly do you deal with this immobilizing, asinine state of affai--ah, jesus

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All Stop. On Screen.

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"The Grenadiers firmed their lines and prepared for the French advance."

 

Ding dong.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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"He was stronger than he had guessed, and the free exercise of his powers in his own behalf had tapped unsuspected reservoirs of forces."

 

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"Literals. Such as numbers and strings"

 

I have no idea.

 

YOU have no idea? What the **** am I supposed to do? **** hobbits?

 

 

Well, to be fair, if Gandalf led the way..  doesn't that mean you should be looking for Galadriel or Cate Blanchett?

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"Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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I know, I figured most of you didn't have sex lives.

Why?

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke

"To be fair, if I was married to Milla Jovovich, I would also be happy just making movies that show off her butt." - Hurlsnot

"I originally just wanted to ignore this, but I can't sleep, so why not." - majestic

"I murdered my entire family as well as the police and priests investigating me for murdering my entire family in the name of Satan. Good times." - Bartimaeus

"I will undoubtedly cave and buy this since Nintendo has me by the balls with Shin Megami Tensei V." - Keyrock

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"Literals. Such as numbers and strings"

 

I have no idea.

 

YOU have no idea? What the **** am I supposed to do? **** hobbits?

 

 

When venturing into dark and dangerous holes be sure to bring a large staff?

 

Moira?

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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"Everything you read, swallowed, sucked, admired, proclaimed, refuted, defended was made up of hate-ridden myths and grinning masquerades, phony to the hilt."

 

-Louis Ferdinand Celine, Journey to the End of the Night.

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"All of life’s lessons come with a price…
We may learn a lesson, and things may get better in the end…
So that’s the trade off…life experience for exhaustion… wisdom for innocence.
There may be a happy ending to our stories…
but we paid for that with little pieces of our souls and we will never get those back."

-Austin Lunn

 

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My first reaction to this thread is that it would've worked better for me before my office was broken into its components and scattered throughout the house to make room for the nursery.  Now, with the PC in the basement, there isn't much in the way of books down here. 

 

But there is a shelf of old RPG manuals over in the corner.  Where the closest book is the 1st Ed. AD&D Monster Manual.  Thus, I give you:

 

There is a 50% probability that they will have from 1-6 winter wolves in their lair as watchdogs.

 

Couldn't have turned out better.

 

That said, I should probably move these books to somewhere less damp.  Smells a bit musty. 

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