Walsingham Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) The internet informs me that I have to take the nearest book, turn to page 45, and the first sentence explains my lovelife. "Now Gandalf led the way." Edited August 23, 2014 by Walsingham 4 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Mine would be a series of "****"s on this forum, which is pretty much my sex life. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 ''One must appreciate what the Russian propaganda machine accomplished. '' 3 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 Mine would be a series of "****"s on this forum, which is pretty much my sex life. Chuck Palaniuk? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 'Hi fellas, long time no see' 1 Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 So I'm gay ? Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 So I'm gay ? Maybe you should just consider naturism. 1 "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "Literals. Such as numbers and strings" I have no idea. 1 Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 Mine would be a series of "****"s on this forum, which is pretty much my sex life. Chuck Palaniuk? Yup. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted August 23, 2014 Author Share Posted August 23, 2014 "Literals. Such as numbers and strings" I have no idea. YOU have no idea? What the **** am I supposed to do? **** hobbits? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I think this proves most members here have very strange sex lives. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I think this proves most members here have very strange sex lives. This is so very surprising. I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I think this proves most members here have very strange sex lives. This is so very surprising. I know, I figured most of you didn't have sex lives. "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManifestedISO Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) "Adventurers are extraordinary people, driven by a thirst for excitement into a life that others would never dare lead." Seriously, p.45, new edition D&D Player's Handbook. I think my 'thirst for excitement' ended after her husband found out. Incidentally as a painful aside, my lower back just locked up harder than concrete for the first time in its life ... how exactly do you deal with this immobilizing, asinine state of affai--ah, jesus Edited August 23, 2014 by ManifestedISO 2 All Stop. On Screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "The Grenadiers firmed their lines and prepared for the French advance." Ding dong. 5 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I know, I figured most of you didn't have sex lives. Why? I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leferd Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "He was stronger than he had guessed, and the free exercise of his powers in his own behalf had tapped unsuspected reservoirs of forces." ... 1 "Things are funny...are comedic, because they mix the real with the absurd." - Buzz Aldrin."P-O-T-A-T-O-E" - Dan Quayle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "Literals. Such as numbers and strings" I have no idea. YOU have no idea? What the **** am I supposed to do? **** hobbits? Well, to be fair, if Gandalf led the way.. doesn't that mean you should be looking for Galadriel or Cate Blanchett? 1 "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "Glokta frowned, his twitching eyes moving from the two broken corpses to the cowering girl, his head spinning from the effort, and the heat, and the stink." The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woldan Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 ''Now Gandalf lead the way'' = ''Wals needs magic from a powerful wizard to find a sex partner'' 1 I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bester Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 All my books are on kindle. Physical books are inferior, mostly for plebeians and the poor people. IE Mod for Pillars of Eternity: link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 I know, I figured most of you didn't have sex lives. Why? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 "Literals. Such as numbers and strings" I have no idea. YOU have no idea? What the **** am I supposed to do? **** hobbits? When venturing into dark and dangerous holes be sure to bring a large staff? Moira? 1 Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Agiel Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) "Everything you read, swallowed, sucked, admired, proclaimed, refuted, defended was made up of hate-ridden myths and grinning masquerades, phony to the hilt." -Louis Ferdinand Celine, Journey to the End of the Night. Edited August 23, 2014 by Agiel 3 Quote “Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.” -Jonathan Littell <<Les Bienveillantes>> Quote "The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete." -Rod Serling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enoch Posted August 23, 2014 Share Posted August 23, 2014 (edited) My first reaction to this thread is that it would've worked better for me before my office was broken into its components and scattered throughout the house to make room for the nursery. Now, with the PC in the basement, there isn't much in the way of books down here. But there is a shelf of old RPG manuals over in the corner. Where the closest book is the 1st Ed. AD&D Monster Manual. Thus, I give you: There is a 50% probability that they will have from 1-6 winter wolves in their lair as watchdogs. Couldn't have turned out better. That said, I should probably move these books to somewhere less damp. Smells a bit musty. Edited August 23, 2014 by Enoch 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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