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The Funny Things Thread.

Rosbjerg
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That was epic.

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Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

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    Wow, that is packed with 70's goodness.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    Someone's been screening Good Guys Wear Black (1978), I see.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yck1Zws3Z8

     

    Damn you, now I've watched that trailer five times.

    "Well, overkill is my middle name. And my last name. And all of my other names as well!"

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    Never attribute to malice that which can adequately be explained by incompetence.

     

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

    A Facebook user posted the following picture and text:

     

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    "Disgraceful photo of recreational hunter happily posing next to a Triceratops he just slaughtered. Please share so the world can name and shame this despicable man."

     

    It was shared at least 30'000 times, many of which by people who did not understand it wasn't real. :w00t:

     

    You can see some of the hilarious comments here:

     

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2688463/Steven-Spielberg-Im-disappointed-Online-uproar-photo-famous-movie-director-posing-triceratops-just-slaughtered.html

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    i can understand not realizing that the guy is Spielberg, i can understand not making the connection to Jurasic Park, i can understand non knowing that the dinosaur is a prop from a movie... but how can they not realize that since dinosaurs went extinct before humans even existed, it is impossible for a human to have killed one and taken a picture

    The words freedom and liberty, are diminishing the true meaning of the abstract concept they try to explain. The true nature of freedom is such, that the human mind is unable to comprehend it, so we make a cage and name it freedom in order to give a tangible meaning to what we dont understand, just as our ancestors made gods like Thor or Zeus to explain thunder.

     

    -Teknoman2-

    What? You thought it was a quote from some well known wise guy from the past?

     

    Stupidity leads to willful ignorance - willful ignorance leads to hope - hope leads to sex - and that is how a new generation of fools is born!


    We are hardcore role players... When we go to bed with a girl, we roll a D20 to see if we hit the target and a D6 to see how much penetration damage we did.

     

    Modern democracy is: the sheep voting for which dog will be the shepherd's right hand.

    i can understand not realizing that the guy is Spielberg, i can understand not making the connection to Jurasic Park, i can understand non knowing that the dinosaur is a prop from a movie... but how can they not realize that since dinosaurs went extinct before humans even existed, it is impossible for a human to have killed one and taken a picture

    Because the Earth is only 6000 years old and Jesus rode a dinosaur?

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    http://www.brobible.com/sports/article/ph-users-stop-posting-brazil-germany/

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

    Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

     

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    * YOU ARE A WRONGULARITY FROM WHICH NO RIGHT CAN ESCAPE! *

    Chuck Norris was wrong once - He thought HE made a mistake!

     

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