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The Funny Things Thread.

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Posting the URL instead of the actual image given that it's quite salty, to say the least. It is also horribly politically incorrect and though most of you won't find it offensive per se, you will probably harbour some contempt, especially if you loathe gangsta rap...

 

That said, it can't be denied that they guy who made this totally nailed the voice:

 

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“Political philosophers have often pointed out that in wartime, the citizen, the male citizen at least, loses one of his most basic rights, his right to life; and this has been true ever since the French Revolution and the invention of conscription, now an almost universally accepted principle. But these same philosophers have rarely noted that the citizen in question simultaneously loses another right, one just as basic and perhaps even more vital for his conception of himself as a civilized human being: the right not to kill.”
 
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"The chancellor, the late chancellor, was only partly correct. He was obsolete. But so is the State, the entity he worshipped. Any state, entity, or ideology becomes obsolete when it stockpiles the wrong weapons: when it captures territories, but not minds; when it enslaves millions, but convinces nobody. When it is naked, yet puts on armor and calls it faith, while in the Eyes of God it has no faith at all. Any state, any entity, any ideology that fails to recognize the worth, the dignity, the rights of Man...that state is obsolete."

-Rod Serling

 

^ I laughed quite a bit, but I'm waiting until someone else says it's okay before admitting to it. 

 

 

For MCU fans, Director Phil Coulsen, aka Clark Gregg, did an hour-long podcast at nerdist. Some good comedy and banter if you like string theory and superheroes. 

 

I didn't realize Gregg was a fan of Avengers comics since back in the day, and that Joss Whedon made a point of hiring actors for Agents of SHIELD that have an affinity for the subject. The craziest thing was--you know that time when you learn in life your unique identifier isn't so unique--Gregg goes by his middle name, same as me, his first name is actually Robert, same as me, which is the name of his father, same as me! I knew it! I am an Agent! :dancing:  

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    Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken

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    "You cannot be bad at watching a movie"

     

    Yes, yes you can.  For example, I will not watch a movie with my parents, because they won't shut the **** up during the movie, which makes it rather hard for me to follow the plot.  My parents are bad at watching movies.

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    I'd think people who are bad at watching movies would also include people who miss stuff that's in the movie and then complain how that same stuff wasn't explained despite the fact that it was, in fact, explained in the movie.

     

    But he is right in that the movie doesn't stop you from watching it because you're watching it wrong.

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    Aaand...this should be enough for today

     

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    Ah, Nigeria.

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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    I guess that proves bunnies are smarter than horses.

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    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

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    Oh God... what is that... unholy, uncanny-valley-y-looking thing?

    "Lulz is not the highest aspiration of art and mankind, no matter what the Encyclopedia Dramatica says."

     

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