Monte Carlo Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Of course, Tali mentions her sweat, in dialogue, at the get-together party pad DLC at the end of ME3. So if it was trolling, it was the homerun of trolling. Of course, Tali mentions her sweat, in dialogue, at the get-together party pad DLC at the end of ME3. So if it was trolling, it was the homerun of trolling. I'm not sure what you mean here, it was hardly the only reference to fandom peculiarities in the DLC. Considering the air time it has gotten here and elsewhere, it would have been a surprise had it not been referred there. This is an old discussion but still relevant, to be honest I'm not sure what the fuss is? So 12 fans or so took a real interest in a topic that most of wouldn't even think about. So what? Let people discuss what they want about a game, they aren't harming anyone are they The main reason I have an issue with this discussion is that its used in numerous debates to highlight how depraved and bizarre BSN has become. When in fact it represents one discussion compared to hundreds that occur on a daily basis at BSN. I just think people are making a big deal about a small minority of hard core fans as if everyone at BSN is like that Denial ain't a river in Egypt. 4
Keyrock Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Of course, Tali mentions her sweat, in dialogue, at the get-together party pad DLC at the end of ME3. So if it was trolling, it was the homerun of trolling. Of course, Tali mentions her sweat, in dialogue, at the get-together party pad DLC at the end of ME3. So if it was trolling, it was the homerun of trolling. I'm not sure what you mean here, it was hardly the only reference to fandom peculiarities in the DLC. Considering the air time it has gotten here and elsewhere, it would have been a surprise had it not been referred there. This is an old discussion but still relevant, to be honest I'm not sure what the fuss is? So 12 fans or so took a real interest in a topic that most of wouldn't even think about. So what? Let people discuss what they want about a game, they aren't harming anyone are they The main reason I have an issue with this discussion is that its used in numerous debates to highlight how depraved and bizarre BSN has become. When in fact it represents one discussion compared to hundreds that occur on a daily basis at BSN. I just think people are making a big deal about a small minority of hard core fans as if everyone at BSN is like that Denial ain't a river in Egypt. Also not a river in Egypt: Wisła Back to the subject of Dragon Age. From the video, it seems they're sticking with two-handed sword/axe/maul and long/broadsword or hand axe and shield for fighters. So, likely no spear? Not even just Dragon Age, but a lot of RPGs, and just fantasy games in general, are sticking with sword, axe, and mace/hammer mostly. Why do they gotta be hatin' on spears? Can a gamer get a spear up in this piece? 2 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
NOK222 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Can a gamer get a spear up in this piece? Stop being an entitled gamer, companies don't have to bend their backs just to accommodate you. Buy their DLCs and stop complaining. 1 Ka-ka-ka-ka-Cocaine!
Azdeus Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Also not a river in Egypt: Wisła Back to the subject of Dragon Age. From the video, it seems they're sticking with two-handed sword/axe/maul and long/broadsword or hand axe and shield for fighters. So, likely no spear? Not even just Dragon Age, but a lot of RPGs, and just fantasy games in general, are sticking with sword, axe, and mace/hammer mostly. Why do they gotta be hatin' on spears? Can a gamer get a spear up in this piece? **** envy? Or just cost, you could possibly use the staff animations for spearfighting, but that's likely to end up looking a bit silly at times. I miss weapons like halberds aswell, they're sorely lacking from every game out there except Mount and Blade really. I wish games could have more detailed and realistic handling of swords and such aswell, using the entire sword, edge, hilt and point instead of just hacking like they're chopping wood or flynning about. Proper swordfights actually look way cooler than the flynning kind we usually see. Civilization, in fact, grows more and more maudlin and hysterical; especially under democracy it tends to degenerate into a mere combat of crazes; the whole aim of practical politics is to keep the populace alarmed (and hence clamorous to be led to safety) by menacing it with an endless series of hobgoblins, most of them imaginary. - H.L. Mencken
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 No spears, as that would interfere with the sex scenes. And Bio really wants to let their fans use those spears. 1 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Keyrock Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 So it's a case of BioWare saving their thrusting animations for hilariously awkward sexy time scenes rather than combat? 3 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Yes. They are making sex as realistic as possible. In all likleihood, it will usually involve one not being able to finish, one not being in the mood, and/or one wanting to do something "exotic" the other isn't down with. It will be EPIC. 6 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Keyrock Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) That would be pretty great if BioWare did a sexy time scene where one of the characters can't... shall we say, get his soldier to properly salute. That in turn opens up the possibility for Cialis product placement. It's a win-win. Edited November 14, 2013 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Malekith Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Yes. They are making sex as realistic as possible. In all likleihood, it will usually involve one not being able to finish, one not being in the mood, and/or one wanting to do something "exotic" the other isn't down with. It will be EPIC. And then sell Viagra DLC. Now with 10$ you can satisfy your LI. Make it happen EA! 1
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) I hope they include something like that, especially if the one with the unattentive soldier is someone the fans are obsessed with, as it produce much lulz. Also, no DLC. Make it a fee EVERY time. BWAHAHAHAHA. Edited November 14, 2013 by KaineParker 2 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Keyrock Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 The DLC idea is pretty brilliant. EA would make a fortune off dudes living in their parents' basement. 1 RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Malekith Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 The DLC idea is pretty brilliant. EA would make a fortune off dudes living in their parents' basement. I know . EA should hire me to make them money. God knows they are strugling to do so themselves.
NOK222 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Come on gais leave Bioware alone. Ka-ka-ka-ka-Cocaine!
Keyrock Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 (edited) They could take this a step further. The sexy time scene could have a chance of creating a baby down the road (9 months down the road to be precise), but conception is not a sure thing. So, in addition to the boner pill microtransactions, EA could offer fertility pill microtransactions to increase the chance of conception. They could completely milk provide outstanding value to the suckers their beloved customers. Edited November 14, 2013 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
NOK222 Posted November 14, 2013 Posted November 14, 2013 Crusader Kings the RPG. Ka-ka-ka-ka-Cocaine!
BruceVC Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 I hope they include something like that, especially if the one with the unattentive soldier is someone the fans are obsessed with, as it produce much lulz. Also, no DLC. Make it a fee EVERY time. BWAHAHAHAHA. That would be pretty great if BioWare did a sexy time scene where one of the characters can't... shall we say, get his soldier to properly salute. That in turn opens up the possibility for Cialis product placement. It's a win-win. Guys I appreciate the fact that you are also supportive of Romance in Bioware games but end of the day its not a game about sex. So you shouldn't expect sex scenes that are too explicit and vivid Remember Romance even though it is an enjoyable part of the RPG experience its only a very small part of the overall game design and features that Bioware will include I don't mean to dampen your enthusiasm, I just don't want you to set your expectations too high. 2 "Abashed the devil stood and felt how awful goodness is and saw Virtue in her shape how lovely: and pined his loss” John Milton "We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” - George Bernard Shaw "What counts in life is not the mere fact that we have lived. It is what difference we have made to the lives of others that will determine the significance of the life we lead" - Nelson Mandela
AGX-17 Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 So it's a case of BioWare saving their thrusting animations for hilariously awkward sexy time scenes rather than combat? I don't see why you can't devastate your foes with mighty pelvic thrusts. Mages might as well fire projectiles from their groins, it's all a power-trip fantasy anyway.
Cultist Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 Crusader Kings the RPG. Child mortality and stillborn babbys included! 5$ DLC will remove possability of harelip, imbecile, dwarf, stutter and other traits from possible Inquisitor babby. For another 5$ you can prevent your hero from contracting syphilis and Blood Magic Immunity Syndrome! Origins exclusive. 1
PK htiw klaw eriF Posted November 15, 2013 Posted November 15, 2013 The DLC idea is pretty brilliant. EA would make a fortune off dudes living in their parents' basement. I thought they already were. 2 "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands
Orogun01 Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 New "leaked" gameplay video. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Keyrock Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 (edited) New "leaked" gameplay video. "This area is bigger than all of Dragon Age 2" So, not very big. This looks to be the same area they showed some months ago, though it may well be a new video and the area may have been altered/iterated upon/polished. Edited December 27, 2013 by Keyrock RFK Jr 2024 "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks
Labadal Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 Yep, old footage. I hope my PC can run it. I've been in the mood to give Origins another go, but I'll probably save that for a few more months before starting.
AGX-17 Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 I hadn't actually paid any attention to this game's development and media coverage, but I looked at some recent screenshots and my immediate reaction was that this is "Guy With a Stupid Dragon Helmet in a Land Which is Totally Not Skyrim: The Game - Featuring Uncanny Valley Varric and Female Hawke" 5
licketysplit Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 They always copy other games. i see skyrim all over the visuals, and Witcher all over their story bits.
Orogun01 Posted December 27, 2013 Posted December 27, 2013 They always copy other games. i see skyrim all over the visuals, and Witcher all over their story bits. Nonsense, the Witcher wasn't LGTB friendly. 3 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
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