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The funny things thread

LadyCrimson
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Are they looking like that due to them watching the vmas live on mtv?

"only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

Is that Will Smith's daughter on the left, or Rihanna?

The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

Is that Will Smith's daughter on the left, or Rihanna?

 

I'm betting daughter. Look at the ears.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

             -Elwood Blues

 

tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp.

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    I watched the Cyrus performance (+ Thicke one) to see what the fuss is about... did not get it. Guess it's still cucumber time/silly season..

     

    Here's a sweet little short film..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgAp_EUEugE

    Fortune favors the bald.

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    I gazed at the dead, and for one dark moment I saw a banquet. 
     

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    Since I did bring up Rihanna

     

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    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    Is that Miley Cyrus flashing her teddy? :cat: Well she is at that stage...

    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    Here's a sweet little short film..

     

    Pixar are fantastic at imbuing animated characters with "pesonality".

    “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein
     

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    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

     

    Funny student film that parodies a car commercial.

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    "Joss Whedon, George R R Martin and Steven Moffat walk into a bar. Everyone you've ever loved dies."

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTcFC90cEEI

     

    old but still funny

     

     

    "Joss Whedon, George R R Martin and Steven Moffat walk into a bar. Everyone you've ever loved dies."

     

    ROTFL

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    "Joss Whedon, George R R Martin and Steven Moffat walk into a bar. Everyone you've ever loved dies."

    At first I was confused about Moffat, but then remembered that the Doctor is now being played by an older man most fan girls will not want to touch themselves thinking about. I love the Internet.

    "Akiva Goldsman and Alex Kurtzman run the 21st century version of MK ULTRA." - majestic

    "you're a damned filthy lying robot and you deserve to die and burn in hell." - Bartimaeus

    "Without individual thinking you can't notice the plot holes." - InsaneCommander

    "Just feed off the suffering of gamers." - Malcador

    "You are calling my taste crap." -Hurlshort

    "thankfully it seems like the creators like Hungary less this time around." - Sarex

    "Don't forget the wakame, dumbass" -Keyrock

    "Are you trolling or just being inadvertently nonsensical?' -Pidesco

    "we have already been forced to admit you are at least human" - uuuhhii

    "I refuse to buy from non-woke businesses" - HoonDing

    "feral camels are now considered a pest" - Gorth

    "Melkathi is known to be an overly critical grumpy person" - Melkathi

    "Oddly enough Sanderson was a lot more direct despite being a Mormon" - Zoraptor

    "I found it greatly disturbing to scroll through my cartoon's halfing selection of genitalias." - Wormerine

    "I love cheese despite the pain and carnage." - ShadySands

    Give it a year and you'll see a new found interest in older men..

    Fortune favors the bald.

    Sounds good. We ain't getting younger, after all.

    "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die."

     

    "Joss Whedon, George R R Martin and Steven Moffat walk into a bar. Everyone you've ever loved dies."

    At first I was confused about Moffat, but then remembered that the Doctor is now being played by an older man most fan girls will not want to touch themselves thinking about. I love the Internet.

     

    You underestimate the Doctor's fangirls, the new Doctor will be sexy like that erotic novel "50 shades of grey hair"

    I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

     

    *If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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    You underestimate the Doctor's fangirls, the new Doctor will be sexy like that erotic novel "50 shades of grey hair"

     

     

     

    And since you went there...

     

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    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

    He has reasoned it out...

     

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    What a lucky fella...

     

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    "It has just been discovered that research causes cancer in rats."

    New Parent Idea:

     

    1: Take picture of you pulling baby out of spacecraft in forest.

    2: Hide picture in the attic for the kid to find when he's 10....

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    Aah the Middle East.. Even after a year of studying their last 400 years of politcal history, they still confuse me hah

     

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    Fortune favors the bald.

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