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Well now that gets me pumped up to play the game.

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I'd find it just as silly and cringe worthy. Might be a bit more funny though, given the games Obsidian turns out.

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I'm sure on some rule of marketing, "it worked."

 

I know more about the game now than I did pretty much at all, and it even piqued my interest somewhat, purely based on the gameplay footage.  All because Morgoth shared it because he was disgusted by it.

 

Some of the things I think that worked was the people narrating words, with the gameplay (at least attempting to) show some gameplay/narrative elements that applies to that word.  And we're hear talking about it.

 

 

Of course, some people will probably take the campaign a bit far and assume that it must be implying that because you played this game, you are both functionally illiterate and ready for the apocalypse.

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I am still a walking extinction event for endangered species.

I am incapable of losing a tooth, messing up my hair or being scarred despite hundreds of melee's.

I am stronger and more experienced at fighting than a seven foot tall pirate, who wasn't raised in english aristocratic luxury.

I am incapable of gaining muscle, despite any exertion, and will remain a delicate malnourished underwear model.

I am Lara Croft...and even i'd have preferred another Legacy of Kain game.

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Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.

I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin.

 

Tea for the teapot!

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i really wanted to love AC 3, i got it right away when it was released and jumped excitedly into it.  I LOVE the setting (big last of the mohicans fan) and felt like the game was targeted right for me. 

 

but it sucked.  frustrating lack of polish, terrible design decisions, and worst of all: boring.  so many boring "missions", a 6 hour tutorial, very repetitive exploration with little/no reward

 

so, despite me being excited about the idea of a pirate themed AC game, i have to put on my cynic hat now :(

 

if it gets good reviews then i'll buy it for $30 sometime next year i guess


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That Tombraider trailer is terrible. Altho, this is largely because they put real people into it. If it had been just the game footage with voice-over and dramatic music, it would have just been cheesy instead of terrible.

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It's a corridor Gears of War/Uncharted clone where you play a young girl that emits orgasmic squeals. Still inrerested alanschu? ;)

 

corridor?  i thought the game was set up like arkham asylum where you have an island to explore and some areas are cut off till you get the right gear ala metroidvania games?


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That's largely a joke regarding Alan's interest after seeing the trailer.

 

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Creators of the Game of Throne RPG and Of Orcs and Men are at it again - Announce Bound By Fire

Honestly not sure what to think of it. At least the Light/Dark Side mechanic has a somewhat more interesting story than usual.

 

Ouya shipping to backers on March 28

Almost time to see how it does in the real world.

 

Torment: Tides of Numenara pledge tiers hashed out

Lowest tier is $25 for the game and manual. Interestingly, there's mention of the "Tides" left by past characters for the future, so the name may have more meaning than I thought.

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It's a corridor Gears of War/Uncharted clone where you play a young girl that emits orgasmic squeals. Still inrerested alanschu? ;)

 

 

I haven't played either Gears of War nor Uncharted, though I have heard Uncharted is pretty good.

 

I'll probably pass on Tomb Raider since money is tight, so it's mostly meh.

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Stopped reading after this...

 

To produce a high quality game it takes tens of millions of dollars...

 

 

He clearly has no clue, what does the word quality means...

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Star Wars 1313 put on ice?

 

Goddamn you Disney.

 

I seriously hope that these are only rumors... I've been waiting for this title as it looks fun and also gives a new look at the SW universe... this is my "action game" for this year...

 

Perhaps they're just re-purposing the setting for the Star Wars VII movie. And maybe, just maybe they go back to an open-world RPG with Obsidian as prime developer, and LucasFail as support developer.

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And maybe there really will be pocanhontas riding rainbow unicorns as well...

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He clearly has no clue, what does the word quality means...

 

To be fair, the next line there is "AAA", so it's pretty clear where his mindset is.

 

Wasteland 2 is looking pretty fab so far, for 3M$.

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It's a corridor Gears of War/Uncharted clone where you play a young girl that emits orgasmic squeals. Still inrerested alanschu? ;)

 

 

I'd actually be interested in the game for it's new TressFX technology!

Imagine the future, maybe a WH40K game where we play as Lelith Hesperax?

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God dammit! The site's down.

 

I've recently found and started playing Alien Assault with the Space Hulk mod, it's been some good fun, but daymn am I dying to the left and right...

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