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Apocalypse Predictions

Keyrock
in Way Off-Topic

Apocalypse Scenarios 30 members have voted

  1. 1. What Will Happen on December 21st?

    • Extinction Size Asteroid Impact
      0%
      0
    • Supervolcano Eruption
      2%
      1
    • Magnitude 10 Earthquake
      0%
      0
    • Nuclear War
      0%
      0
    • Robot Apocalypse (Terminator Style)
      8%
      3
    • Robot Apocalypse (Matrix Style)
      0%
      0
    • Zombie Apocalypse
      11%
      4
    • Obsidian files for bankruptcy, riots ensue leading to a total collapse of civilization
      14%
      5
    • Nothing will happen, silly goose
      38%
      13
    • Other
      23%
      8

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Honestly, I would sacrifice all that I hold dear to be the leader of the alien conquest of Earth since I've seen all the movies and I know what works. ORIBITAL ****ING BOMBARDMENT. And also not running MacOS on your mothership. Of course, there's no need for a mothership in my civilization. Like I'd be fooled by Jeff Goldblum's pretty face or something. Okay, maybe I would be somewhat seduced.

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Nothing will happen. The rich get richer and the poor people get even more poor.

There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

Dikembe Mutombo is totally expanding the Mayan calendar so we should be ok.

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    A technologically advanced alien race comprised of very large cats with laser beams on their heads will visit Earth and be horrified that their "kin" are enslaved as pets. Only those with cats who will vouch for and plead for their humans will be spared. If you hurry, you can adopt a cat, give it lots of hugs and treats, and perhaps survive the coming Furpocolypse.

     

    Yeah right, as if a cat would do anything for its human :p

    Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

    It's all there in the name, actually. Ape-ocalypse. Now you just need to fill in the blanks

    It's all there in the name, actually. Ape-ocalypse. Now you just need to fill in the blanks

    I'm gonna buy a vowel.

    You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that?

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    http://www.exitmundi.nl/

     

    that site is awesome.

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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

    The world will end when Paul McCartney takes over from Cobain as Nirvana's singer. Tonight.

    "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist
    I am Dan Quayle of the Romans.
    I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands.
    Heja Sverige!!
    Everyone should cuffawkle more.
    The wrench is your friend. :bat:

    It hailed today. It's a sign! ....

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    Step 1: Hail

    Step 2: Apocalypse

    Step 3: ???

    Step 4: Profit

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    Mexico climbed it's way up to the 5th place on the Tourist Attraction Rankings. Just awhile ago they were on the 10th place...I always knew that behind the curtain, mexicans were controlling the world. OMG! Teh ConsPiracy!

    There used to be a signature here, a really cool one...and now it's gone.  

    I hear the end of the world can only be prevented by mass orgy.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

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    Step 1: Hail

    Step 2: Apocalypse

    Step 3: ???

    Step 4: Profit

    Well, there's finally an answer to what "???" stands for: GOG End of the World Sale :wowey:

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    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    Nothing, save for some snowfall and me hoisting a glass of mead to celebrate Yule.

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    http://cbrrescue.org/

     

    Go afield with a good attitude, with respect for the wildlife you hunt and for the forests and fields in which you walk. Immerse yourself in the outdoors experience. It will cleanse your soul and make you a better person.----Fred Bear

     

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    I did take my RV out this last weekend to fill it up with gas and make sure everything was running smoothly, just in case I need to load the family up on Friday and get out of town :p

    Dikembe Mutombo will save us (Seriously play that Old Space flash game it's hilarious)

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    I forgot about this. I guess the Mayans really screwed the pooch on this one.

    "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before"

    Thomas Sowell

    Well, that was a disappointment.

    The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.

    So the question becomes, were the mayans really crap at predicting the future? Or were they just incredibly good at pranking people?

    "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

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    All I got in my neck of the woods was a bunch of rain then a dusting of snow which immediately melted. Pretty anti-climactic. So when's the next doomsday?

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    I'm currently typing this from a higher plane of existence, so I'm sorry it didn't work out for you guys.

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    I'm currently typing this from a higher plane of existence, so I'm sorry it didn't work out for you guys.

    Damn, I knew I shouldn't have passed up that Kool-Aid.

    :facepalm:

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    🇺🇸RFK Jr 2024🇺🇸

    "Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive." - Bill Hicks

    I can see it now:

     

    "I survived the Mayan non-Apocalypse and all I got was this lousy t-shirt."

    Still gaming with my 9900k/2080ti/32 ram. One day I suppose a game may inspire me to finally upgrade. Maybe. 

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    So the question becomes, were the mayans really crap at predicting the future? Or were they just incredibly good at pranking people?

    well, what I heard (...) was that the mayans weren't really fearing for the end of the world as they though it would be the dawn of a new age, one which would be better. (you know, woodstock hippies and free love and all that crap)

    Remember: Argue the point, not the person. Remain polite and constructive. Friendly forums have friendly debate. There's no shame in being wrong. If you don't have something to add, don't post for the sake of it. And don't be afraid to post thoughts you are uncertain about, that's what discussion is for.
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    Pet threads, everyone has them. I love imagining Gods, Monsters, Factions and Weapons.

    So the question becomes, were the mayans really crap at predicting the future? Or were they just incredibly good at pranking people?

     

    No, Americans (as well as many other people around the world, don't feel all superior, Europeans, I heard about how a bunch of looneys in France thought UFOs would save them if they went to some hill in some tiny village on the 21st,) are stupid and gullible and easily fall for History Channel tinfoil hat BS. The Mayans never predicted the end of the world. This is literally the end of a calendar cycle in the Mayan calendar. A new one starts when the old one ends. And once again, the Mayan civilization died out 1000 years ago.

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