Guard Dog Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I can help you guys with the weight loss if you want. I'll be back in Hermasillo in three weeks, I'll send you some genuine bottled Mexican water. I guarantee it will take the weight right off and do it quickly! "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calax Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I don't think they want to have to wear brown pants for six weeks. Victor of the 5 year fan fic competition! Kevin Butler will awesome your face off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I can help you guys with the weight loss if you want. I'll be back in Hermasillo in three weeks, I'll send you some genuine bottled Mexican water. I guarantee it will take the weight right off and do it quickly! Looking at getting rid of the fat, not the muscle. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 I am marvelling at the bizzarely warm weather for this time of year! The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 18, 2012 Share Posted March 18, 2012 Mother's day is a ludicrous notion. Of course. I don't have to buy a card any more! Ha! "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 (edited) Mother's day is a ludicrous notion. Of course. I don't have to buy a card any more! Ha! Not unless you're looking to get with a milf Edited March 19, 2012 by Orogun01 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 My mouse died on me yesterday. It was my right hand man during more than a decade. Funeral will be tonight at 20:00 Now I have to start researching the market for an adequate substitute. Haven't bought a mouse intentionally for that last decade. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Read that as 'my spouse died on me yesterday'. I guess you lucked out. Or in my mind you lucked out. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Read that as 'my spouse died on me yesterday'. I guess you lucked out. Or in my mind you lucked out. Well, I don't have a spouse and if I had, I probably wouldn't dispose of her in the rubbish bin (nor go shopping for a new one the day after) “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Prayers & Light my friend. The rest are just words ... Mother's day is a ludicrous notion. Of course. I don't have to buy a card any more! Ha! The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Read that as 'my spouse died on me yesterday'. I guess you lucked out. Or in my mind you lucked out. Well, I don't have a spouse and if I had, I probably wouldn't dispose of her in the rubbish bin (nor go shopping for a new one the day after) For shame sir, there is at the very least a week long mourning period for pets. Even if you aren't really mourning. I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Prayers & Light my friend. The rest are just words ... Mother's day is a ludicrous notion. Of course. I don't have to buy a card any more! Ha! Don't worry, Big Green. It's just my sense of humour. My mum would approve. She hated mother's day for the reason Raithe already mentioned: too commercialised. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 My mouse died on me yesterday. It was my right hand man during more than a decade. Funeral will be tonight at 20:00 Now I have to start researching the market for an adequate substitute. Haven't bought a mouse intentionally for that last decade. I still haven't bought another dwarf hamster. Mostly because I keep thinking "I'll never find one w/a similar personality again." I might, but I might not. heh I'd love to try a gerbil, but they're illegal to own as a pet in California. And I think a chinchilla would be too pricey/too much care. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Huh I thought he was talking about a PC mouse. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Huh I thought he was talking about a PC mouse. I was... My only "pet" is a 400 million year old fossilised trilobit in a display casing Well, that and a fat gecko living on the window glass next to my front door, catching insects there at night and an oversized, feral huntsman spider hiding under the dishwasher where I can't get to it. “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raithe Posted March 19, 2012 Share Posted March 19, 2012 Hm, in my life so far I've gone through three hamsters, one guinea pig (struck by lightning - I do not lie), one dog that was the families and went out with cancer, and one dog that whilst technically was my sister's I was the one that actually took it for walks and who it spent the most time with. Currently juggling a persian cat that's blind in one eye, an overenthusiastic (and not totally coordinated) alsatian that's just over a year old, and a ****er spaniel that originally came from an abusive home and is now learning to bark again. Again, technically they're my sister's.. but since I'm pretty much the active person at home during the day... "Cuius testiculos habeas, habeas cardia et cerebellum." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 One day I shall have a mansion with an entire wing and possibly an outdoor building dedicated to all kinds of pets....and a hireling to help me take care of them. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 My daughter has blown through more hamsters, guinea pigs, ferrets, parakeets and rabbits than I can shake a stick at. I used to just secretly replace them when they died but she got old enough to understand death. Currently have a Yellow Lab thats a big fat fattie and two cats. "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurlshort Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 I had a pretty crazy weekend. I went to Vegas for a hockey tournament, we swept our division and I made the all-tourney team. It was also my first time in Vegas with friends, I went many years ago with family but it was pretty boring. It was a lot more interesting this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Blown through? That sounds ... distrubing My daughter has blown through more hamsters, guinea pigs, ferrets, parakeets and rabbits than I can shake a stick at. I used to just secretly replace them when they died but she got old enough to understand death. Currently have a Yellow Lab thats a big fat fattie and two cats. 1 The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Hehe, no fault of hers, theyre just short lived creatures. 1 "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fionavar Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 Fair enough - I was just struck by the 'blown' part The universe is change; your life is what our thoughts make it - Marcus Aurelius (161) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amentep Posted March 20, 2012 Share Posted March 20, 2012 We had two hamsters as kids and both died after figuring out how to open their cage doors and getting trapped in places with no food. Also we tended to overfeed goldfish and they died. We had a great dog and cat though for many years (until they both died). Consequently, I'm not too big on pets... I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot! ~ Ro-Man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 I have a tendency towards "out of sight/hearing out of mind" so something like fish aren't pets I'd do well with. I'd forget to feed them or something. Today updated some drivers, downloaded some games, cursed a particular quirk of my soundcard (need to change it to a different model someday) and browsed for cheap laptops. I can't decide what's a "good" cheap laptop these days, for just web browsing/social and stuff (not a gaming one). The ancient Sony Vaio I've been using can barely handle most script-heavy pages of today now (twitter makes it slow to a crawl). Bah. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted March 23, 2012 Share Posted March 23, 2012 Very hung over today. My brother was passing through and spent the night on Tuesday, then ended up staying until this morning. Last night we drank a whole bottle of Knob Creek between us then broke into a case of Guniess I had that wasn't even cold. Doing that I violated on of the cardinal rules of booze, never chase liquor with beer. It's ok to do it the other way around but once you start on the had stuff, stick with it. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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