Walsingham Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Story However, given the glorious leader's penchant for cinema, I'm betting a quid that this is an elaborately staged dramatic twist. He will rise up behind the international community with a pair of pruning shears in about 2 minutes just after someone cracks a joke. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I guess he was... too Il? The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 'bout time. His pyjamas he wear were always an inspiration for my grandmothers christmas gifts ideas. I sincerely hope this ends now, once and for all! Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 I guess he was... too Il? Awwwwww... "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guard Dog Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 I guess he was... too Il? That's it, this thread is over. Virumor wins. "While it is true you learn with age, the down side is what you often learn is what a damn fool you were before" Thomas Sowell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Didn't he die a heart attack during a train ride though? Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nonek Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 At last he will no longer be so terribly lonely. Quite an experience to live in misery isn't it? That's what it is to be married with children.I've seen things you people can't even imagine. Pearly Kings glittering on the Elephant and Castle, Morris Men dancing 'til the last light of midsummer. I watched Druid fires burning in the ruins of Stonehenge, and Yorkshiremen gurning for prizes. All these things will be lost in time, like alopecia on a skinhead. Time for tiffin. Tea for the teapot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meshugger Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 It will be interesting if his kid will try to modernize the country though. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krookie Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 So...A 27 year old now controls the 4th largest army in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gfted1 Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Which kid took over, the one he considered too "feminine" or the one that tried to sneak into Japan with fake papers? "I'm your biggest fan, Ill follow you until you love me, Papa" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LadyCrimson Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 No loss. “Things are as they are. Looking out into the universe at night, we make no comparisons between right and wrong stars, nor between well and badly arranged constellations.” – Alan Watts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Which kid took over, the one he considered too "feminine" or the one that tried to sneak into Japan with fake papers? The youngest one, not the one who wanted to see Disneyland Tokyo. You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Syraxis Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 So...A 27 year old now controls the 4th largest army in the world. A 27 year old who's a general of said army... minus any actual military training. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 So...A 27 year old now controls the 4th largest army in the world. A 27 year old who's a general of said army... minus any actual military training. Like many (most?) certain presidents of the most powerful army in the world....minus the biological age. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tigranes Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 There have been plenty of dictators and other leaders who ruled just fine at that age, you know, both ancient and modern history. 'Just fine' in the sense that they didn't immediately implode the country, that is. Let's Play: Icewind Dale Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Icewind Dale II Ironman (Complete) Let's Play: Divinity II (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG1 (Complete) Let's Play: Baldur's Gate Trilogy Ironman - BG2 (In Progress) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Volourn Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 Not like he's ruling alone or making the decisions all by himself either. There's the cronies there to 'guide' him. DWARVES IN PROJECT ETERNITY = VOLOURN HAS PLEDGED $250. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Reminds me of Land of the Blind. LINK (ignore the negative critics, it's an awesome film) "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zoraptor Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 So...A 27 year old now controls the 4th largest army in the world. A 27 year old who's a general of said army... minus any actual military training. He went to the Kim Jong-Il military academy where he graduated as a **** general. At last he will no longer be so terribly lonely. Forever_Arone.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 19, 2011 Author Share Posted December 19, 2011 Anyone have a read on how the Chinese are squared with this? "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorgon Posted December 19, 2011 Share Posted December 19, 2011 What are they gonna do. Strategic ally. Status Quo maintained. Na na na na na na ... greg358 from Darksouls 3 PVP is a CHEATER. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 If I could find a bookie I'd put a tenner on the Chinese encouraging junior to instigate reforms. Demonstrate that he's a good little doggie. Then if we start pushing them elsewhere they let NKorea off the leash for a bit as a bargaining ploy. We look to China to rein NK in. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walsingham Posted December 20, 2011 Author Share Posted December 20, 2011 Kim Jong Un waiting on IT support I wouldn't trust this man to make me toast, let alone run a country. "It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"." -Elwood Blues tarna's dead; processing... complete. Disappointed by Universe. RIP Hades/Sand/etc. Here's hoping your next alt has a harp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WDeranged Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 North Koreans weeping hysterically over the death of Kim Jong-il Farewell dear leader. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoonDing Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Looks like a young Jean-Luc Dehaene. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I wouldn't trust this man to make me toast, let alone run a country. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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