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Can an errant cannonball travel a quarter of a mile through a cinder block wall, a front door, travel up stairs, break through a stucco wall, and demolish a minivan?

 

I think we can call this myth confirmed.

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I've been arguing for trade schools in the US forever, but instead we keep cutting the electives that actually teach useful skills. It's not like electricians, plumbers, mechanics, and carpenters don't make good money. They make great money, but schools in the US do almost nothing to help students get into those career fields.

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All the good plumbers, builders etc. that I know and use are all ex-forces. Because knowing how to lay concrete is not the same as turning up, and laying it on time and with a sense of purpose.

 

Sorry. Not funny. :grin:

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If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he

Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra

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To be fair, neither ballet nor bouquet are exactly English words!

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I stumbled on three or four words.

 

@Wals: By that measure, the English language does not exist. Or became a dead language after the Normans invaded.

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No, not seriously. The Red Cross held a sidebar at a convention to discuss the idea that games should promote International Humanitarian Law. That's pretty much all it is. Daily Mail reported a stupid interpretation of it. Kotaku reported on daily mail. Now this news.au is reporting on Kotaku. It's bloggers playing the telephone game.

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Holy **** I can't stop laughing at that.

 

Dogs 1:0 Cats

 

Haha :thumbsup: Sadly though, judging by the cat's body language (ears are down, a very, very bad thing) that poor doggy is in for a nasty surprise.

 

On topic:

 

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"Some men see things as they are and say why?"
"I dream things that never were and say why not?"
- George Bernard Shaw

"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."
- Friedrich Nietzsche

 

"The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it."

- Some guy 

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I know I often hurt myself laughing, but to be fair I laugh at some funny ****.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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I know I often hurt myself laughing, but to be fair I laugh at some funny ****.

Hehe... "floor pizza" :lol:

 

Didn't know there were so many of them. Last time I checked they were up to

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I know I often hurt myself laughing, but to be fair I laugh at some funny ****.

Hehe... "floor pizza" ;)

 

Didn't know there were so many of them. Last time I checked they were up to

 

I'd forgotten about it as well. Hence the reminder.

"It wasn't lies. It was just... bull****"."

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