Nightshape Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 If I ever were a game designer I'd invent a character that has all traits of the Duke, Commander Shepard and Chuck Norris. It would sell trillions. Nobody would hire you. Because you're a douche. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 So did anyone buy Duke Nukem: Forever? Aye, Balls of Steel edition, but mainly because it's DNF and it deserves a CE Its all fun, peons are too pretentious these days. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 If I ever were a game designer I'd invent a character that has all traits of the Duke, Commander Shepard and Chuck Norris. It would sell trillions. Nobody would hire you. Because you're a douche. Hey if you got hired, why wouldn't he? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 If I ever were a game designer I'd invent a character that has all traits of the Duke, Commander Shepard and Chuck Norris. It would sell trillions. Nobody would hire you. Because you're a douche. Hey if you got hired, why wouldn't he? I have talent and I'm a massive wanker. DUH! I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexx Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 We need moar room in here because of all that big ego. "only when you no-life you can exist forever, because what does not live cannot die." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 We need moar room in here because of all that big ego. Uh huh, make room... Inflated wanker with an ego coming through. I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I have talent and I'm a massive wanker. DUH! I have talent too, but yes, at least I'm not a w... British. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightshape Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 I have talent and I'm a massive wanker. DUH! I have talent too, but yes, at least I'm not a w... British. YEEEAAAHhh! I came up with Crate 3.0 technology. Crate 4.0 - we shall just have to wait and see.Down and out on the Solomani RimNow the Spinward Marches don't look so GRIM! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorophx Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 this picture... Walsingham said: I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 House: You put the Queen on your money. You're British. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nepenthe Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 If I ever were a game designer I'd invent a character that has all traits of the Duke, Commander Shepard and Chuck Norris. It would sell trillions. Nobody would hire you. Because you're a douche. Hey if you got hired, why wouldn't he? I wonder how many people you managed to ninja. :D You're a cheery wee bugger, Nep. Have I ever said that? Reapercussions Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorophx Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 1) source 2) I don't compute. if the average gamer is 37 years old, and MW3 target demographic is 13-18 year olds, how the hell do they make so much money Walsingham said: I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mkreku Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Gameplay from Dead Island: http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6318681/ It looks insanely good! Exactly the type of game I would build if I had any talent whatsoever! Swedes, go to: Spel2, for the latest game reviews in swedish! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tale Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Older gamers may not use as much of their buying power on games. Alternatively, Modern Warfare manages to sell well outside of its target. "Show me a man who "plays fair" and I'll show you a very talented cheater." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purkake Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 The dreaded "non-games" on Facebook and where ever are probably also considered in those statistics... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrath of Dagon Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Yes, the esa statistics are completely fake and politically motivated. Sure, if you count minesweeper, bejeweled, facebook etc, they're correct, but they never explain that. $50-$60 games? Not so much. "Moral indignation is a standard strategy for endowing the idiot with dignity." Marshall McLuhan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slowtrain Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Gameplay from Dead Island: http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6318681/ It looks insanely good! Exactly the type of game I would build if I had any talent whatsoever! Thanks for that link. It does seem pretty good. Reminds me of Far Cry2, without the stupid. Notice how I can belittle your beliefs without calling you names. It's a useful skill to have particularly where you aren't allowed to call people names. It's a mistake to get too drawn in/worked up. I mean it's not life or death, it's just two guys posting their thoughts on a message board. If it were personal or face to face all the usual restraints would be in place, and we would never have reached this place in the first place. Try to remember that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Okay, I played some 2 hours Duke Nukem Forever, and I like it. It's certainly not on par with HL2 or Crysis 2, but it's still solid fun. It reminds me of the old days of Half Life 1 or Quake 2 where shooters were still level design driven and puzzle driven, so, no cutscene bull****, no objectives a'la "secure that bridges till the choppers come", no artificial drama, nothing that could deprive the experience for just being pure and straight forward. Graphics is also better than I thought. Is it just me or does the Unreal Engine 2.5 actually look better than 3? Well, probably a matter of taste. If you are a Duke fan, buy this game. If you're shooter fan that wants a break from all the boring Call or Duties and Halos or Battlefields, buy this game. Otherwise, wait for a price drop. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sorophx Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) the first 40 minutes in taht video seemed really boring. I don't know if I want to even play a shooter that has me running around some hotel for the first hour or so without shooting Edited June 10, 2011 by sorophx Walsingham said: I was struggling to understand ths until I noticed you are from Finland. And having been educated solely by mkreku in this respect I am convinced that Finland essentially IS the wh40k universe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Yeah, the first hour is a bit boring, but when you get out to the streets of Vegas everything gets better. Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morgoth Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 (edited) Wii U is not going to be cheap Won't be till 2013 or 2014 when the first good games land on that console. I really really want the Wii U to be succesful and be heavily supported by 3rd party, because I think the controller has a lot of potential, especially for RPGs. Invetory, party, UI and all that stuff could be displayed and directly interacted with on the controller. Edited June 10, 2011 by Morgoth Rain makes everything better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malcador Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Hm Dungeon Siege 3 out already, that was a surprise. Why has elegance found so little following? Elegance has the disadvantage that hard work is needed to achieve it and a good education to appreciate it. - Edsger Wybe Dijkstra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorth Posted June 10, 2011 Share Posted June 10, 2011 Gameplay from Dead Island: http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6318681/ It looks insanely good! Exactly the type of game I would build if I had any talent whatsoever! Thanks for that link. It does seem pretty good. Reminds me of Far Cry2, without the stupid. Never tried Far Cry 2, but Dead Island looks good. Whats the catch? “He who joyfully marches to music in rank and file has already earned my contempt. He has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice.” - Albert Einstein Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Orogun01 Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 (edited) Gameplay from Dead Island: http://e3.gamespot.com/video/6318681/ It looks insanely good! Exactly the type of game I would build if I had any talent whatsoever! Thanks for that link. It does seem pretty good. Reminds me of Far Cry2, without the stupid. Never tried Far Cry 2, but Dead Island looks good. Whats the catch? People will complaint that it't too hard, it won't sell as much and another piece of innovation is drowned in a sea of crap. Edit:Dear God, I'm a cynical bastard. Edited June 11, 2011 by Orogun01 I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oner Posted June 11, 2011 Share Posted June 11, 2011 Hm Dungeon Siege 3 out already, that was a surprise. Where? Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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