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Can we get something that aren't porn actress dropouts?

What's the matter Trebek, not a fan of the ladies are you?

I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"*

 

*If you can't tell, it's you. ;)

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Can we get something that aren't porn actress dropouts?

 

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People like this are worse than the people who some in this thread are accusing to be sexist.

 

 

How are these portrayels porn actresses? How?

 

I mean I would understand if it was a model joke but why does everyone go immediatly to porn or prostution?

 

Are you that dense?

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Can we get something that aren't porn actress dropouts?

What's the matter Trebek, not a fan of the ladies are you?

 

The endless parade of firm asses and perfect **** becomes boring after a while.

 

I don't equate "aesthetically pleasing" with the "screw me now" look, not that I have anything against the latter.

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Can we get something that aren't porn actress dropouts?

What's the matter Trebek, not a fan of the ladies are you?

 

The endless parade of firm asses and perfect **** becomes boring after a while.

Yes, because if you've got a god body you're automatically in Porn. Totally.

 

I mean if we created an "Aesthetically pleasing Male character designs" thread would you be complaining about having the NFL being posted in there? Or just male porn stars?

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Can we get something that aren't porn actress dropouts?

What's the matter Trebek, not a fan of the ladies are you?

 

The endless parade of firm asses and perfect **** becomes boring after a while.

Yes, because if you've got a god body you're automatically in Porn. Totally.

 

I mean if we created an "Aesthetically pleasing Male character designs" thread would you be complaining about having the NFL being posted in there? Or just male porn stars?

 

Its an obvious exaggeration dude, jeez.

 

I was asking if we had anything that isn't in skin tight bodysuits or bikinimail.

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I don't agree with RPGmasterBoo, but I do thing that some of the latest characters submitted don't fit the original poster's idea of 'aesthetically pleasing'. Thin waist women with bare midriffs and not protection whatsoever, without any muscle in sight, seemed to be 'banned' here.

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I don't agree with RPGmasterBoo, but I do thing that some of the latest characters submitted don't fit the original poster's idea of 'aesthetically pleasing'. Thin waist women with bare midriffs and not protection whatsoever, without any muscle in sight, seemed to be 'banned' here.

 

That's what I was saying in my own quaint way.

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Can we get something that aren't porn actress dropouts?

 

Sure, we can acommodate people with "alternative lifestyles" :ermm:

 

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Gay romance, okay. But twincest :ermm: ?!?

 

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First off again its exaggerated. Armor pieces arranged like that? No. Its a comic style that doesn't want to be realistic in the first place. So what should we ban this artstyle? There are other examples that actually try to represent reality but fail way better for this cause.

 

Secondly: I don't have a picture but usually light infantry troops didn't wear full torso armor and only armor to protect certain body parts. It usually depended. Romans come to mind.

 

It just makes me laugh that gamers are so snooty about 'realism' in games, especially in terms of graphical quality. But actual realism - quite predictably - isn't at all what they want.

 

I've just spent 30 minutes searching for armour pictures where the upper torso is covered and the stomach isn't. Couldn't find a single one. Especially not the Romans. Th eorder goes roughly:

 

- Shield, no armour

- Shield, no armour except helmet

- Shield + helmet + torso

- Shield + helmet + torso + increasing limb coverage as metallurgy and metalworking improves.

 

Plus as I say, it simply makes no sense whatsoever.

 

I don't know if youre anywhere near Oxford, but the Pitt-Rivers collection in the Natural History Museum has armour from all over the World. Right down to coconut fibre matting. Have a scout round.

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I've just spent 30 minutes searching for armour pictures where the upper torso is covered and the stomach isn't. Couldn't find a single one. Especially not the Romans. Th eorder goes roughly:

 

Oh yeah, no. I was more refering to arm/leg pieces/helmet + shield combo.

 

The WOW picture in question doesn't really have the upper body covered too. Just something for thos breasts which doesn't really protect.. :ermm:

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Can we get something that aren't porn actress dropouts?

 

....

 

People like this are worse than the people who some in this thread are accusing to be sexist.

 

How are these portrayals porn actresses? How?

 

I mean I would understand if it was a model joke but why does everyone go immediately to porn or prostitution?

 

Are you that dense?

Actually, I'd agree with RPGmaster's statement. I'm of the opinion that there's far too many female characters in games whose appearance is designed to provide "eye candy" for the player. For some incomprehensible reason, this design decision spills over to armouring where the women in question must expose as much skin as possible, yielding the porn actress look.

Case in point: what Calax, Bos Hybrid and Mera posted. Bare midriff, cleavage, plate armour bikinis and the bastard offspring of a cheongsam and miniskirt.

I mean if we created an "Aesthetically pleasing Male character designs" thread would you be complaining about having the NFL being posted in there? Or just male porn stars?

I have a suspicion you'll have a harder time finding NFL players in overtly sexualized clothing than finding than women in bikini armour.

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I definitely agree about Triss, she's got a great design. Was it a lot different in The Witcher?

 

Oh yeah. From this:

 

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to

 

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Covering her up was a good decision.

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I mean if we created an "Aesthetically pleasing Male character designs" thread would you be complaining about having the NFL being posted in there? Or just male porn stars?

I have a suspicion you'll have a harder time finding NFL players in overtly sexualized clothing than finding than women in bikini armour.

Sexualized? eh, maybe not, but this seems pretty damn close

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So, we've got the butch, the stereotypical gay, the football player, and the snob.

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Whoops, messed up my first post

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So, we've got the butch, the stereotypical gay, the football player, and the snob.

There's... two images in there. Where'd the other two magically appear from?

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