Killian Kalthorne Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) tittieeeeeees, tehehehe Killian begins to sing! We built this tittie, We built this tittie with silicone Say you don't know me, or recognize my face Plastic surgery does that, its a change of pace Knee deep in the inplants, sinking in your plight Too many incisions scarring up the night Botox deadens the wrinkles, Watch for that needle Don't you remember? We built this tittie We built this tittie with silicone! Edited January 26, 2010 by Killian Kalthorne "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
Oner Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 "Get me out of this hellhole"RAGE-O-METER RISING Giveaway list: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DgyQFpOJvyNASt8A12ipyV_iwpLXg_yltGG5mffvSwo/edit?usp=sharing What is glass but tortured sand?Never forget! '12.01.13.
Enoch Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 The "free day-1 DLC character": http://masseffect.bioware.com/universe/squad/zaeed/ My copy is now "Out for Delivery," so unless something goes wrong I'll be installing when I get home from work today.
Meshugger Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 tittieeeeeees, tehehehe Killian begins to sing! We built this tittie, We built this tittie with silicone Say you don't know me, or recognize my face Plastic surgery does that, its a change of pace Knee deep in the inplants, sinking in your plight Too many incisions scarring up the night Botox deadens the wrinkles, Watch for that needle Don't you remember? We built this tittie We built this tittie with silicone! Congratulations, now that song is in my head for the rest of the day. "Some men see things as they are and say why?""I dream things that never were and say why not?"- George Bernard Shaw"Hope in reality is the worst of all evils because it prolongs the torments of man."- Friedrich Nietzsche "The amount of energy necessary to refute bull**** is an order of magnitude bigger than to produce it." - Some guy
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) http://www.gametrailers.com/video/debut-tr...r-dead-or/61240 Thanks Oner, once again I hate pixel boobs. It does create that reaction doesn't it. (FemShep+Kelly scene) I don't know where to put that, under lame or tasteless. Its like they want to make it intense but something's holding them back and the end result is awkward. It as if it was made by a virgin, you know -read about it all but not sure what goes where exactly (presuming the M/F scenes are equally awkward). Edited January 26, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Bos_hybrid Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 http://www.gametrailers.com/video/debut-tr...r-dead-or/61240 Thanks Oner, once again I hate pixel boobs. It does create that reaction doesn't it. (FemShep+Kelly scene) I don't know where to put that, under lame or tasteless. Its like they want to make it intense but something's holding them back and the end result is awkward. It as if it was made by a virgin, you know -read about it all but not sure what goes where exactly (presuming the M/F scenes are equally awkward). Well that's the general consensus. And yes the MaleShep Kelly scene will be exactly the same. But I do think the other M/F scenes are different. IE Miranda sits on his lap, Suze gets violent and Shep spends an hour undressing Tali. Whether or not they'll be as awkward, I don't know.
Killian Kalthorne Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Congratulations, now that song is in my head for the rest of the day. My dastardly plan is now complete. BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA! "Your Job is not to die for your country, but set a man on fire, and take great comfort in the general hostility and unfairness of the universe."
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) Let Geralt show you how its done Princess ahoy Nurse ahoy btw the granny rules. Edited January 26, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Kaftan Barlast Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Geralt aint got **** on Luiz, pendejo.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhB2ig9P-hY GTA4: Ballad of gay Tony DISCLAIMER: Do not take what I write seriously unless it is clearly and in no uncertain terms, declared by me to be meant in a serious and non-humoristic manner. If there is no clear indication, asume the post is written in jest. This notification is meant very seriously and its purpouse is to avoid misunderstandings and the consequences thereof. Furthermore; I can not be held accountable for anything I write on these forums since the idea of taking serious responsability for my unserious actions, is an oxymoron in itself. Important: as the following sentence contains many naughty words I warn you not to read it under any circumstances; botty, knickers, wee, erogenous zone, psychiatrist, clitoris, stockings, bosom, poetry reading, dentist, fellatio and the department of agriculture. "I suppose outright stupidity and complete lack of taste could also be considered points of view. "
HoonDing Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Nurse ahoy I always liked how Geralt can kill the old hag afterwards. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Guest Slinky Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 I don't know where to put that, under lame or tasteless. Its like they want to make it intense but something's holding them back and the end result is awkward. It as if it was made by a virgin, you know -read about it all but not sure what goes where exactly (presuming the M/F scenes are equally awkward). You know, I believe that about 80% of the people who will play ME2 will go "Cool! Awesome! This is the best game ever!" when they see something like that. It continues to be amusing that you keep expecting something genuinely mature and deep from Bioware
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) Geralt aint got **** on Luiz, pendejo.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhB2ig9P-hY GTA4: Ballad of gay Tony Bah anything goes in GTA, its not like they have to give a toss about causing an outrage. You know, I believe that about 80% of the people who will play ME2 will go "Cool! Awesome! This is the best game ever!" when they see something like that. It continues to be amusing that you keep expecting something genuinely mature and deep from Bioware original.gif In general I don't expect anything except a good time. I recognise that even BG2 wasn't too deep, but then - what was? Torment? Well - yes, but Torment is in a category of its own, if everything is to be compared to it then everything will look lame and childish. Or Alpha Centauri, or Homeworld. Those are once in a blue moon games. As for Bioware I liked BG for its ability to inspire feelings, mostly of camaraderie and adventure - not because it was philosophical (because it wasn't). This is at best what I expect from Bio. The kind of feeling when you fire up a game, and you think a whole world of possibilities is at your fingertips. At the very least NOT knowing what comes next. That's my greatest Bio game killer, that lack of surprise. however I'm continually surprised about the sex scenes, because they are unreasonably awkward/constipated? I mean, how hard can it be to do a mature sex scene with some energy in it? What's the problem exactly? Edited January 26, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Guest Slinky Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) In general I don't expect anything except a good time. I recognise that even BG2 wasn't too deep, but then - what was? Torment? Well - yes, but Torment is in a category of its own, if everything is to be compared to it then everything will look lame and childish. Or Alpha Centauri, or Homeworld. Those are once in a blue moon games.As for Bioware I liked BG for its ability to inspire feelings, mostly of camaraderie and adventure - not because it was philosophical (because it wasn't). This is at best what I expect from Bio. The kind of feeling when you fire up a game, and you think a whole world of possibilities is at your fingertips. At the very least NOT knowing what comes next. That's my greatest Bio game killer, that lack of surprise. I know exactly what you mean. But while considering how much making games cost today and how f****d up the game industry is, I really can't blame them for not taking risks. however I'm continually surprised about the sex scenes, because they are unreasonably awkward/constipated? I mean, how hard can it be to do a mature sex scene with some energy in it? What's the problem exactly? Be thankful that you haven't seen the sex scenes in DA, talking about awkward. Anyway, the womanizing skills of the coders are legendary, maybe that has something to do with it. Edited January 26, 2010 by Slinky
Bos_hybrid Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 I haven't watched any of them so let me just say this SPOILERS
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 I know exactly what you mean. But while considering how much making games cost today and how f****d up the game industry is, I really can't blame them for not taking risks. I wouldn't complain either if they weren't like the only company left that's dedicated to western, story driven RPG's. Paradoxically the only reason they are still around is because they havent deviated from their original formula in any significant way except to make it more and more accessible (or dumber, depending on how you look at it). I really can't bother with indie games. Anyway, the womanizing skills of the coder are legendary, maybe that has something to do with it. C++ love huh? Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
HoonDing Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Where's the Garrus love scene? Oh, wait... The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Bos_hybrid Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) Where's the Garrus love scene? Oh, wait... Right... Edited January 26, 2010 by Bos_hybrid
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) minimal SPOILERS I suggest you people watch the scenes so you're not disappointed. -The Jack/Suze scene has a romantic/sad vibe to it, absolutely nothing explicit and even tamer than the fling we saw earlier. I would say its okay but in truth its only as good as the actual romance that preceeded it. If its satisfying I guess the scene is as well. -Tali's is whiney and visually unsatisfying. Its only talk, almost no sex. -Miranda's tries to be the most erotic, but there's no energy in it. -Garrus's scene has no sex, its actually amusing but at least that was intentional. All of the scenes are much tamer than the original ME scene. Which is bad. There is no nudity at all. This is a great contrast to the supposed badass approach of ME2. Much ado about nothing. The only scene with any kind of emotion is the Suze scene, because of nice facial animation. Edited January 26, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Pidesco Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 All the motion capture must have been fun. "My hovercraft is full of eels!" - Hungarian tourist I am Dan Quayle of the Romans. I want to tattoo a map of the Netherlands on my nether lands. Heja Sverige!! Everyone should cuffawkle more. The wrench is your friend.
Guest Slinky Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 I wouldn't complain either if they weren't like the only company left that's dedicated to western, story driven RPG's. Paradoxically the only reason they are still around is because they havent deviated from their original formula in any significant way except to make it more and more accessible (or dumber, depending on how you look at it). JRPG's to the rescue! Oh wait, I forgot I hate them. All of the scenes are much tamer than the original ME scene. Which is bad. There is no nudity at all. There's been WW3 in Bioforums because of that. I honestly wonder what do the devs think when they read their forums. Do they really want that the (bad) sex scenes are the most talked aspect of their game?
RPGmasterBoo Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 (edited) JRPG's to the rescue! Oh wait, I forgot I hate them. I liked FFX and nothing else. I played Suikoden 3, Shin Megami Tensei (2 games), all other FF games and a few others and I've had enough of it for several lifetimes. There's been WW3 in Bioforums because of that. I honestly wonder what do the devs think when they read their forums. Do they really want that the (bad) sex scenes are the most talked aspect of their game? Its painfully obvious they're trying to avoid a scandal like with the first one, but at the same time to give more of the same. It wont work that way. Note: jaguars4ever is going to go ballistic Edited January 26, 2010 by RPGmasterBoo Imperium Thought for the Day: Even a man who has nothing can still offer his life
Orogun01 Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 I'm throughly disappointed with these love scenes, whatever happened to Mass Effect: Sex simulator? I'd say the answer to that question is kind of like the answer to "who's the sucker in this poker game?"* *If you can't tell, it's you.
Enoch Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 There's been WW3 in Bioforums because of that. I honestly wonder what do the devs think when they read their forums. Do they really want that the (bad) sex scenes are the most talked aspect of their game? Based on their proliferation in the sequel, the answer to your question is clearly "yes."
HoonDing Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 Where's the Garrus love scene? Oh, wait... Right... At least Terminator Shepard can still take showers without getting electrocuted. The ending of the words is ALMSIVI.
Bos_hybrid Posted January 26, 2010 Posted January 26, 2010 There's been WW3 in Bioforums because of that. I honestly wonder what do the devs think when they read their forums. Do they really want that the (bad) sex scenes are the most talked aspect of their game? I think it's a sad thing that sex scenes are the most talked about aspect of their game period. Seriously it's 5-10 minutes in a 20 hour+ game. Besides it's the 2nd biggest issue on the bio forums. The lack of gay romances were/are the biggest. I liked FFX
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